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god writing an email is one of the hardest hardest tasks ever invented. but I will never never ask a robot to do it for me bye
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Sometimes l'm late because I sit like this for a long time
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Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.
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[me performing grounding ritual] okay name 1 person that would die to be you, 3 people that would die to fuck you, and 5 people that would die to kill you
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"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time
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put me in a minecraft world like the minecraft movie. am i staring around at the world in awe? no. i am ELBOW deep in the sand blocks. fuck off whimisical guide to these new and strange lands, ive got moss blocks to lick
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all this talk of people who like winter are sickos no actually people who like summer are insane Well i think the whole beautiful world is worth loving so jot that down
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has anyone noticed that to clean smth u often have to get smth else dirty
massively fucked up
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therapy can't replace getting so angry alone in your room you feel lightheaded
#love being driven to the point of jaw snapping anger and seeing stars#then the toaster pops and my smores are done!
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Dude imagine someone screaming their own name at climax. First middle and last
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Winter is for listening to the same music you were listening to at 15. Unfortunately
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