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don’t get it twisted, it has and always will be about the glamour, the trauma and the fucking melodrama.

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i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

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imagine getting absolutely BODIED by the president in public like this and having to continue on living 

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that moment in he that believeth in me when kara steps out of her viper and everyone is just staring at her wary and unbelieving because it’s impossible and the first thing lee does? he just runs towards her and hugs her without thinking. because it doesn’t matter that she’s been dead for the last two months, it doesn’t matter if she’s human or cylon, all that matters is that she’s there. he saw her ship blow up and now she’s there.

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Bye, BoJack.

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i dont go on tumblr much anymore but i am here to tell you to go watch normal people or i will hurt you. that's it

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The End Of Love - Florence + The Machine

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yknow i saw an article that was like “robert pattinson standing strong against the batman hate! :)” and im like. you fools. you absolute clowns. don’t you know who you’re dealing with? you realize this is the man who waded through all of the twilight hate? with stride? basically brushed it off of his shoulder immediately? even as a non twilight fan in the early 2000s i knew this man would never succumb to the words of the simple minded. batman criticism means nothing to him. he cannot be defeated now. youve cast the perfect impermeable wall. he’s too powerful and we’re at his mercy

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I cannot believe Robert Pattinson

I’M SCREAMING

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you don’t know pain until your otp is A REALLY WELL DEVELOPED RELATIONSHIP THAT DESERVES EACH OTHER AND ARE SOULMATES BUT THE WRITERS JUST. DONT. GET. IT.

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Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke

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there are about 471 million tumblr blogs and the site sold for 3 million which means on average your blog is worth 0.6 cents

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So is it just me, or does every new owner of Tumblr getting announced feel like we’re getting a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher?

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Come back with a warrant

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Congratulations tumblr

We are officially responsible for a 1 billion dollar loss to Verizon let’s all give ourselves a round of applause

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