how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
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what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….
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my friend: [needs comfort]
me: oh Dang what are the Comfort Words
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stop playing the victim. that’s not even a real instrument
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me mentally: ok Do Not tell these people you hardly know Everything about you
me: so anyway wanna hear, in extensive detail, how fucked up i am
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Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!
Me: thanks i made this one special just for you
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How about we vote in a law that puts a cap on how long a government shut down can happen… say 20 days… before the president has to agree to a budget solution or else the 21st day congress begins the process of impreachment because civilian jobs and salaries and livelihoods are not a bargaining tool for the president to abuse is order to get their way
If you aren’t serving the people then you aren’t doing the job of the presidency and you need to be replaced
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i’m a walking disaster but at least i’m not straight
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