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What are you doing, Gerard?

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it would've been cooler if those animals they sent into space came back with superpowers

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they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

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As a farmer.. homie thinking he is hot shit for hauling ONE BALE is so fucking funny let me put a rack on the back of my 02 dodge and i can haul fuckin 10 bales without needing the headers

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doctor who remains a show that you can watch

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you know we as a fandom talk about how much yearning there is in trc but we never mention that helen was so down bad for adam that she gave him a car

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no u don't understand ur honour, my client actually has the most elegant hands and the palest brows and the straightest teeth. yes ur honour all he's done is partake in silly little shenanigans. yes ur honour he's the one who's the eldritch dreamer's second secret. yes exactly ur honour all latin teachers are dead men walking anyways. exactly ur honour he's done nothing wrong ever.

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i know homophobic bully turns out to actually be gay themselves is a pretty standard trope but i don't think anyone has ever done it with quite the same commitment as joseph kavinsky. he literally sent gansey a dick pic from ronan's phone. like why did you do that king

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sometimes i have moments where my elisabeth sladen hyperfixation from my teens comes out and suddenly i'm dropping anecdotes like "oh did you know that in the android invasion, tom and lis hated the script so much that they just rewrote all their lines so that's why their dialogue sounds so casual?" and "lis hated the ending of the hand of fear so much that she defaced the script and rewrote the ending with tom, then later gave the defaced script to RTD as a gift?" and "did you know she, her husband, jon pertwee and his wife all got high on what was probs valium at a doctor who convention in philadelphia in the mid 80s and woke up in the shower at 3am, not remembering a thing about what happened?" and "did you know she gave her tardis key to david tennant when he left the series, with the message 'in case the buggers ever change the locks'?"

yeahhhhhh

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the dream thieves, pretty much

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I should have gone for a PhD in literature with a focus on Arthurian legend (BBC Merlin smut)

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unstoppable slut meets immovable object or whatever that saying is

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this meeting could have been a car crash

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This website is a fucking parody of itself