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Reading Harrow the Ninth be like

Harrow, in the prologue: "You see, I am insane." Me, then: haha, yeah, I know Me, 220 or so pages later: oh. ohhhhhh. I s e e. That may have, ah, understated it a bit

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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

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What do you want, Ronan?

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twinning

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i feel like this conversation must happen to a lot of people with buzzcuts. their hair is secret

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(clearly losing the plot) so la without a map is very clearly a commentary on sexism in the movie industry—commentary that is unable to achieve narrative cohesion or catharsis because for as much as the characters can approach self awareness they are trapped by the conventions of the genre. for as much as the writing can lampshade its romance plot, richard's creepy behavior, how the industry moves to defend him, and how he gets off scot-free, it is secondary to what the movie has sold itself as. and it is self aware of this. richard and barbara are the modern day claudio and hero. the real villain is capitalism. the metanarrative is so genius. this is a horror story

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Underrated moment in Harrow the ninth is when everything is well and truly going to shit and Pyhrra takes a moment to say hey man I know you've got a lot going on right now but I just thought you should know that I also did fuck your mum

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adam parrish from the raven cycle and isaac lahey from teen wolf are the same person in different fonts hope this helps

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rip joseph kavinsky you would've loved party 4 u

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to everybody that told me i was gonna "have so much fun reading htn"- why the fuck did i just read about god having an orgy? why did the light bounce off the book into my cornea and allow my occipital lobe to convert what i just read into a mental image? god almighty just got bent the fuck over by his two saints undying. i'm sick of you all. you will feel my wrath

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i bet on losing dogs

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lestat de lioncourt has a masters degree in yearnalism

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guys, barely anyone is talking about jacob anderson's teeny weeny waist!!! people talk about sam's because that shoulder to waist ratio is WILD but GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!

he's absolutely iddy biddy, don't fucking forget.

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harrowhark nonagesimus is the character of all time. she weighs 6 stone soaking wet. she doesn’t sleep. she’s 200 dead babies. she puppets her dead mum and dad. she’s a nun. she’s in love with a frozen corpse. she gets a headache when people talk about sex. she wants to die. her bodyguard is in love with her. her weird colleague is in love with her. she gave herself a lobotomy. she’s being piloted by the soul of the planet earth. she loves bones. she wants to live. she makes soup. she watched god have a threesome. she looks like a ferret. this is all canon

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Hey guys for my mental health can we all ignore Noah being the hanged man card and focus on Ronan being the Lovers