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Oh boy, I sure wish no one moves these tiny items i got for a little project!
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Happy Halloween I only realised this wasn't two sentence horror stories after I was done
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no offense but Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom. eh? Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom. eh? Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom. eh? Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom. ehe-k-AHHH! My daddy and my mommy and my daddy and my mommyy. da-daddy and my mommy and my Stop. yeah! Jesse Pinkman in the house. *slamming noises* WOO! *slamming noises* Bitch, bitch, little bitch. I made you my bitch—Jesse—Bitch, bitch, YEAH BITCH! JESSE! Bitch. No. I am. The danger-danger-danger-danger-danger.-danger-danger. I am. The one who knocks-knocks-knocks-knocks-knocks-knocks-knocks. Say my name. Mr. White? You’re goddamn right-right-right-right-right. Hank. Say my name. Willy Wonka? *scoff* What? Walter White? You’re goddamn right-right-right-right-right. My name is ASAC Schrader—It’s Hank—ASAC Schrader~ His name is Hank. My name is ASAC Schrader. It’s time for you to listen to me. Fuck yourself! Huh! Wow! huh-hah wow! wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow Fuck yours-wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow! huh-hah ow! Just listen to me! Fuck yourself. *gunshot* Wow! wuh-ah-ow! wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow! Fuck yourself. *gunshot* wuh-ah-ah-ah-ow! huh-hah-ow! Wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow! *gunshot* Fuf fuf fuf? *clicking noise* Fuf fuf fuf fuf? *clicking noise* Hahuhahuhuehuh huehah huh huehaheh. Fuf fuf fuf? *clicking noise* Fuf fuf fuf fuf? *clicking noise* Hahhuhhahahahuehuh huhahahuhheh. You. Are not the guy. You’re not capable of being the guy. I had a guy but now I don’t. You. Are not. The guy. UAAHH! *mechanical whirring and clicking with slams* You. Are not the guy. You’re not capable of being the guy. I had a guy but now I don’t. You. Are not. The guy. UAAHH! *mechanical whirring and clicking with slams* I had a guy but now I don’t. The guy. I had a guy but now I don’t. The guy.
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