kandleking
kandleking
Breakdance, Its a command
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kandleking · 5 days ago
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more (super messy) samnmax doodles i js totally forgot i made
(featuring. more sybil, the geek and ash williams <3)
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kandleking · 5 days ago
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i do so love my dad
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kandleking · 6 days ago
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I gotta get off Twitter ND YouTube because I just get sad at the start of the world (but I get bored sometimes and don't feel like doing something productive (or have nothing to do that's productive/can't do the productive thing)
Solution bad Mobile games.
Pros: hell yes my blocks that I connect to make high numbers
Cons: my friends looking over my sholder going "Dawgs he's playing the shity Mobile games again" while we wait for our Korean food.
Accurate depiction of last night
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[Text in last panel: top: "my evil advisors"
Person on left: "mmm I get bigger numbers"
Person on right: "mmm bad move. Should have gone for the 64"]
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kandleking · 7 days ago
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It really says something that a lot of monogamous people consider polyamorous and aromantic to be "opposites" but every polyam person I know took one look at aromantics and said "they're just like me for real"
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kandleking · 11 days ago
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all i have is music
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kandleking · 11 days ago
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kandleking · 11 days ago
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Drawing fat characters will make you a better artist, btw. Unironically, once you know how, you will not want to go back
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kandleking · 12 days ago
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Living in Massachusetts with our shitty shitty roads and somehow worse drivers. It gives you an understatement of how to be safe on the road.
idk. too many people drive like they don’t realize (or care) that they could die and/or kill someone. as a result of the way they are driving. sorry if i sound lame or ancient i just feel insane witnessing the lack of concern on a regular basis. The vehicle you are in is thousands of pounds going many miles an hour. do you know this
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kandleking · 12 days ago
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dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.
this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence
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kandleking · 12 days ago
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Man man man i love music but I wanna talk about 1 band in particular
So DaGames (he made those batim and fnaf songs) has another channel for music that isn't nerdcore but Still sorta similar to the vibe of music he makes.
It's metal, rock, a little bit of screaming metal. Some of the songs fall into other categories but that's the basics
I've litterally never met someone who knows about this band (which sucks because their songs are awesome)
So like Listen to Iris (offical) on Spotify lol
They only got three albums and the remastered/remade one of their albums
Dawn of the dimetrix is my favorite followed by Goliath thrown and then Heart of an Artist
They also have an album that was made for a trrpg they like ran with like 500 people in it because in Canon they where an army fighting against the Mothohive (the album is called Jaws of Dawn). The campaign was also advertisement/hype for Dawn of the Dimetrix.
Basically Goliath thrown and Dawn of the dimetrix both are tied into the lore of iris (yes lore wahoooooooo)
Anyways my favorite song and what you should listen too
"Plague" (DotD)
"Mothohive" (DotD)
"Override and conquer" (GT)
"Heart of an artist" (HoaA)
"BioBond" (DotD)
"Omen child" (GT)
"Hibernation" (GT)
"Kings and Queens" (HoaA)
I put the song at the top so people will see it....
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kandleking · 15 days ago
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It was 70 3 days ago....
IS IT SERIOUSLY SNOWING RIGHT NOW.
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kandleking · 20 days ago
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the devil on his shoulder hehe
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kandleking · 20 days ago
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uhm so... screw it better?
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kandleking · 20 days ago
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me giving relationship advice: communicate or end it
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kandleking · 21 days ago
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my liege do we think that sitting curled up like a prawn might be what’s causing this backache
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kandleking · 23 days ago
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Need top surgery now! I want to be able to rip my shirt open werewolf style. Or cosplay Luffy one peice.
Anyway when I get top surgery
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kandleking · 27 days ago
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This post genuinely altered the trajectory of my life and how i make a lot of my decisions and i think about it so much
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