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MINOR ENDGAME SPOILERS BELOW. You’ve been warned.

Hulk dabs.

Thor gets fat off of pizza and beer (and it’s heavily implied he smokes a lot of weed too) and plays fortnite all day with Korg and Meek.

Cap goes back in time and admires his own ass in the 2012 Avengers suit. Antman describes it as “America’s ass.” Steve agrees.

Joe Russo has a like three minute cameo as a gay man recovering from the effects of the snap.

Speaking of cameos, if you wanna catch the final Stan Lee cameo, you’ll need to know what he looked like in the seventies.

War machine unironically proposes going back in time and killing baby Thanos, to which hulk replies “that’s horrible.”

Nat and Clint keep talking about Budapest. We still never find out what happened in fucking Budapest.

Scott’s feelings get hurt by some kids wanting to get a picture with the Hulk but not with him.

Hulk smashes, but very reluctantly.

Natasha threatens to fight Steve with a peanut butter sandwich.

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“What’s your spirit animal?” We’re white Rebecca we don’t have spirit animals ask me what my fursona is like you meant to ask u fucking coward

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Sorry for being an ignorant American but uh. Has brexit happened yet

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Same “I Recognized Your Foul Stench” Energy…

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To the girl who is currently FaceTiming in the lecture hall before class:

Can you please take your headphones out? You’re spilling some hot tea and I would like to hear some context.

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if she’s your girl why’s she standing in a red jumpsuit holding scissors in MY driveway

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if she’s your girl why’s she standing in a red jumpsuit holding scissors in MY driveway

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Okay I understand y’alls points but maybe a group of 18 people asking 1.2 million dollars each for 18 seconds per week of content each isn’t the most solid ground to stand on when debating alternative capitalism.

Comrade Vine died for Workers Rights™

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I read this as “1700’s” not “70’s” at first and I would like some fan art of Ben Franklin in a crop top, makeup, and platform boots right now please.

Men were wearing crop tops, make up, and platform boots in the 70s but we’re gunna act like that’s suddenly a crime in 2019, mmm not on my watch baby

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My favorite mode of transportation is tap dancing.

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FUCK emotionally stability!!!!! we having mental breakdowns every day in 2019

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Tom Holland photographed by Michael Muller for Man About Town Magazine

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Man remember when it wasn’t controversial to disrespect Nazis? I miss that.

The Blues Brothers (1980)

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