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Soft Hands, Quiet Mind
Buck’s never been great at sitting still. His brain moves fast, his body moves faster, and sometimes the world is just… too much. But Eddie’s chair? Eddie’s hands? That’s where everything quiets. — So now it's time for Barber!Eddie - thought I'd switch it up a bit. — multi-POV (Or: everyone else witnesses how calm Buck becomes when Eddie cuts his hair — and one day, Buck finally sees it too.)
So. . . . clearly I have a thing for Buck and Eddie getting haircuts (sorry. not sorry)
Couldn't resist and had to get Eddie to have a go at cutting Buck's hair this time.
I can bet you right now that this won't be the last of it's kind. Probably not a follow up, but there will definitely be more barber!Buddie down the line!
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For when I have spending money 🥲
Please welcome my next project, the Plush Bat Bag!! It’s a bat shaped fanny pack made with soft minky fur with a squeaker in the nose, so you can boop the snoot and it SQUEAKS! Also introducing a soft chenille moon shirt with an embroidered bat and heart, a set of pastel mini pins, and a matching glitter epoxy charm to attach to your bat. Check it out here!
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Donkey lover forever 🤠
just wanted a visual demonstration since I was talking about how much I love them
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The piece of art I did referenced in this post! A scene from my upcoming multi-chapter fic, which I'll be sharing more about soon!
Not gonna lie--I'm super nervous. This is the first time I've finished a drawing in so long, and I'm trying to be okay with everything about it that isn't perfect.
But I love these boys, so here we are!
If you feel so inclined--please reblog, don't repost. If you share to other sites, please link to me. :)
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The first real vacation with your dear husband and your one year old daughter turns out to be quite dangerous for you—because everything he does makes your hormone levels boil and your libido sing, and it's too soon to think about another baby.
Innit?
Simon is nothing but saccharine cute and attentive; putting sunscreen on your daughter's chubby limbs before telling (not asking), telling you to turn around so he can put sunscreen on your back next.
The slight dominance with his gruff voice—something he sometimes can't turn off even away from work—paired with the obvious care and worry in his tone, make your toes curl into the hot sand and a giddy smile spread on your lips as you're facing away from him.
Simon takes the baby for walks at the shore whenever she gets fussy, wanting you to have a moment of peace as you read your novel in your beach lounger. He comes back with snacks and drinks every time, flashing you a proud smile when he can show off your sleeping babe in the baby carrier, strapped to his bare chest (and no, he doesn’t mind that the straps will have him end up with tanning lines).
Each day, he carves up a large watermelon at the beach and feeds both you and his daughter while you take pictures and videos of the precious moments when the baby pulls an adorable face, and he reaches over to wipe the juice off your chin before licking it off his thumb so your expensive swimsuit doesn't get stains on it.
Pride and contentment both ooze off him when he takes you out to the resort restaurants every night, pushing the stroller one-handed with broad, straightened shoulders while holding your hand with the other, gently swinging your entwined hands playfully.
His tawny eyes sparkle with raw adoration and love whenever your gazes lock over the dinner table as you feed your daughter new foods and fruits to try.
The looks he shoots you cause your stomach to churn with butterflies, bringing you back to a time with lots of firsts—first date, first kiss, first whispered I love You's.
At night, he never leaves your side and insists to put your daughter to sleep in her crib how you've created her—together.
And when it's finally time to flip the light off and slip under the white linen sheets while the AC hums in the background, you're so riled up with lust and love for your husband that you can barely keep yourself together.
As always, Simon is faster, though.
And he pulls you over to his side of the mattress beneath the sheets with practiced ease and a sigh of relief until your back molds itself perfectly to his bare chest while he runs his rough palm along the curve of your waist, old callouses caused by hard work catching on the fabric of the short, silky negligeé dress.
Goosebumps spread all over your skin at the contact; nipples perking, breath hitching, blood simmering with arousal as his warm breath puffs over your exposed neck.
"My gorgeous wife," he coos, fingers toying with the delicate hem of your dress while your thighs squeeze together as you turn your face away, hiding your coy smile into the plush pillow.
"Mother of my beautiful daughter," he adds, his voice now rougher as he shifts behind you, slowly dragging the skirt up your body as the sheets rustle gently. "Fuck, I need you, love."
You let out the sweetest and giddiest giggle, and Simon's chest vibrates with a low, matching chuckle.
"Stop—" you whine, squeaking when he squeezes your plump ass cheek.
"Christ. Can't never lemme be sexy and seductive f'you, eh?" He gropes you again, pinches your sensitive nipple through the silk, and you press your face into the pillow to muffle your laughter as you try to squirm away. "Simon!"
He merely snorts as you try to get out of his grip, and the tussle turns into playfighting—turns into tender lovemaking.
And so what if neither of you remembers to use protection.
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Saving this. So I can come look and see if they did the fic 😅
Stiles going as Derek’s date to a huge Werewolf mating ceremony to keep the alpha hunters away (Derek is a very eligible bachelor.) Turns out a real werewolf mating ceremony is a week long affair culminating in a ceremonial full moon chase so Stiles is spending the whole week trapped in the most romantic scenarios with his crush what is an emissary to do???? And how is Derek ever going to move on from Stiles if he keeps being so damn perfect??!?!??!
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Me doing my own gel extensions at home instead of a salon🤣
Advice I gave someone today was: 'do it stupid.'
She wants to learn photography. Do it stupid. Take a million photos. Don't think about why they're not good. Enjoy the process of taking photos.
Pick out tge ones you like the most and figure out why you like them. Is it because the subject is centered? Is it because you caught them doing something cool? Is it because the light made cool shadows?
Do it stupid. If you try to do it smart, youll get stuck. If you think too much you'll never get to doing. Do it stupid.
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An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.
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Ima just save this for when I have money 😭
The latest Marvel earrings are in! All four of the Fantastic Four are now available! Shop is here.




Mr. Fantastic, The Invisible Woman, The Thing, and The Human Torch are ready to go!
I've also added Yelena and Bucky in their Thunderbolts looks! Let me know what other Thunderbolts characters you'd like to see in the shop! Because I'm happy to add more characters if there's an interest!


Love y'all! Shop is here. <3
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Childhood Homes Pt.10 Who misses you when you're gone?
Tim meets some of the tenants and Jason gets a little too angry
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“Oi, Earth to Tim,” Jason calls across the room. “You spacing out on me?”
Tim shakes his head and looks down at his hands. “Sorry. I guess I’m just not used to having someone to talk to. I didn’t mean to go on for so long.”
Jason gives him an odd, almost concerned look, which doesn’t make sense. “What, Bruce doesn’t chat with ya?”
“No. He just tells me about cases and gives me orders. I’m not like you Jason, I’m not his son.” Jason flinches at that and Tim chastises himself mentally. Jason and Bruce are estranged, he shouldn’t be bringing up their relationship.
“That’s not fair to you,” Jason tells him angrily, folding his arms over his chest where he stands in the kitchenette. “Being Robin is supposed to be something you enjoy. It should be about helping people, not stopping a grown ass man from causing trouble.” The man regards Tim with a calculating look before a smirk stretches across his face. “Let’s make a deal. You stay off your ankle and don’t pull open your stitches again before your arm heals, and I’ll take you patrolling with me next time Batman tries to bench you over something stupid.”
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Read it here!
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(Early Robin!Tim Era)
Dick & Bruce: *arguing*
Tim: *headphones on, listening to Livin’la Vida Loca, dancing around them*
Dick & Bruce: *start yelling*
Tim: *lifting one side of his headphones* Bruce, Dick is an adult, you have to give him some independence. Dick, Bruce’s love language is quality time and he thinks the only way to get that is by working together. Now shut up so I can actually hear Ricky Martin-
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DPxDC The Guy
AKA "There's a problem, so Jason Todd does the whole 'I know a guy' routine except his guy is Danny Fenton. And Danny literally just stands around and yaps while Jason fixes the problem. The Batfam are like??? Who the hell is this guy??" prompt idea! Lowkey dead on main but can be read as friends! :)
This literally won't leave my brain! I just imagine how hilarious it would be if one of the Batfam had a problem, maybe their bike got messed up while on patrol, and Jason's just like don't worry about it. I know a guy. He calls up some guy named Danny and asks for a favor.
Danny shows up in civvies - just an old NASA hoodie, ripped jeans, and ratty Converse. Dick expects Danny to be a mechanic or something because he's brought a bag of tools, but instead he just deadass starts talking about his day?? And Jason takes the bag, kneels down next to Dick's bike, and works on it while Danny orbits around him yapping nonstop.
Dick's just like?? Why did you even call this guy, he's not even helping???
("Jay, what-," Dick interrupts Danny's rant about his chemistry professor's obsession with Scarecrow, only to be silenced by Jason's murderous glare from beside the motorcycle. Jason nods at Danny to continue and the guy offers a sunny smile before giving a in-depth analysis of why fear toxin is just bad weed. Dick watches from afar as Danny's monologue forces several abrupt, snorting laughs from Jason. It's a sound Dick hasn't heard for years.)
The next time it happens is at the Manor. Jason is helping Alfred cook breakfast in the kitchen; Alfred opens the pantry door and pauses.
"What?" Jason leans around Alfred to peer at the curiously empty glass jar of what was probably flour.
"We seem to have some wayward flour on our hands. How odd, as I restocked it Tuesday." Alfred's tone made it clear he knew exactly who it was (Dick, who's just visited the manor the other day to 'see his siblings', AKA to raid the pantry since he didn't want to go grocery shopping) and there would be consequences.
Jason brushes sugar off his hands and reaches for his phone, almost smiling when he says, "Don't sweat it, Alfie. I know a guy."
Twelve minutes later, Daniel Fenton knocks on the door of Wayne Manor with a bag of flour in hand and coffee from the little cafe near Jason's apartment. Tim and Steph stumble into the kitchen bleary-eyed from late night patrol about two hours later. Only to find Danny sitting at the kitchen island chatting with Alfred and Jason about the English pre-war printing processes. Jason's smile is so wide that his dimples pop against his cheeks. (Tim stares, feeling some sort of... not nostalgia exactly, but something like it. Jason looks younger, grinning wryly at Danny, a streak of flour on his chin. He looks like the old Robin, the one Tim used to take pictures of and quietly idolize. Jason looks... happy.)
It becomes a well-known habit. Sink's broken? Cat stuck in a tree? It gets to a point where the Batfam know that Jason will call Danny for increasingly ridiculous stuff.
Damian: Todd, I require assistance-
Jason: Sure, I know a guy.
Damian: Is it Daniel?
Jason:
Jason: Do you want my help or not, brat?
Except one time it's serious. End-of-the-world, intergalactic crisis, tell-your-kids-you-love-them kind of serious. Jason's hand goes to his phone even as his siblings, his father Batman, and several of the Justice League grimly debate the world's fate. Nightwing notices Jason typing at his phone before the rest do.
"Hood, you can't be serious. You can't involve a civilian in this!"
Jason ignores him and the subsequent outcries of his family, the confusion of Batman and the JL, to press the phone to his ear. This time, however, he doesn't ask for Danny. When the familiar cheeky voice calls out what's cookin', good lookin'? from the phone, Jason's voice is grim when he says, "Phantom, I need a favor."
There's silence. Then, it's almost like an abrupt change in air pressure or the undeniable crush of tectonic plates grinding together. When a green portal pulls apart the fabric of reality, Danny doesn't step out. It's Phantom, High King of Infinite Realms, Space, and Heir to Father Time, clad in regal attire with a crown of white-hot flames nestled into his hair. His steps are sure when he walks past the tense crowd of superheroes.
"You called?" Phantom asks. His unnatural Lazarus-green eyes burn into Jason, but there's a midwestern twang in his voice that's so reminiscent of Danny that Jason can't help a small huffing laugh.
Jason turns back to his family and the JL, gesturing to Danny. His family have already made the connection. Likely because Danny's accent, the subtle similarities between Danny's human appearance and his Realms appearance, and the fact that there's only one person Jason ever calls. Danny turns to the League with a bright smile and introduces himself as, "Danny Phantom, but you can call me Phantom."
(And then they kiss!! Just kidding. But Danny probably saves the world and then they go back to the Manor, much to the confusion of the batfam. The batfam are all like, wtf, Jason?? You didn't tell us the guy you've been hanging out with all the time was the freakin' King of Infinite Realms?? And Jason just shrugs, and is like, well... I guess living with him kinda desensitizes you to all the ghostly shit? That's how the batfam find out Jason and Danny are living together. Are they boyfriends?? Maybe, maybe not. But it seems suspicious that Jason's always calling Danny, seemingly just because he likes being around him, hm? ;))
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I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”
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If Jon falls first, he would be so awkward at first. But the moment Damian reciprocates or shows any sign of feeling the same? All restraint is gone. Jon Kent is a simp and not afraid to let anyone know. He is gonna prove to Damian Wayne that not only is he an amazing boyfriend but he will be an even better husband.
He is giddy. Everything Damian does makes him blush and stutter. It's not just because Damian is cool and smart and handsome. He is all of those things, a degree of gorgeous and competent that leaves Jon in awe.
But he realises he likes Damian when they are arguing, and no matter how angry Jon gets, Damian never flinches at his red eyes. He never wonders for a moment if Jon will hurt him. Because Damian Trusts Him.
Jon thinks it may be a crush when Damian protects him after he is sent flying into a building during a mission, and Jon knows that even if he is Superman, Damian will always see him as Jonathan Kent.
Jon realises he is in love with Damian because of how kind he is, watching him with Lizzie and his pets. Even though Jon knows how hard it can be for him sometimes. It makes his chest ache with sweetness.
He decides to do something about it after he notices he's not the only one who has noticed how amazing Damian is. Kids at school, people at galas, and even other heroes look at his Robin like he's something they can have. It's unacceptable.
So he asks his Dad for help, and Clark explains some of how he convinced Lois Lane to marry him. (Clark Kent still considers it the best and hardest thing he has ever done. It doesn't stop him from laughing at his son for 10 solid minutes when he tells him. Bruce is going to be soooo pissed when Jon succeeds. It'll be hilarious)
Jon starts small. He invites Damian on missions and listens for any animal related emergencies Robin can come to. His Dad helps by distracting Batman while Jon sneaks into the Manor. (Clark trusts his son to call if he needs help, not that he would ever willingly put Damian in any real danger) Damian is confused by his change in behaviour but is happy to come along.
After long missions, Jon invites him to stay the night with him at his apartment or the farm. He delights in Damian wearing his clothes and being all sleepy and vulnerable. They share his bed, and Jon wakes up to Damian asleep on his chest. (Jon wants to wake up like this forever.)
So Jon starts to touch Damian more outside of half conscious cuddling. He hangs around his personal space like a cloud. Jon had thought Damian would hate it, but he accepted the closeness with ease. In fact, he melts. He doesn't hug back as tightly but leans on Jon in a way that makes Jon feel stronger than his powers ever have.
Next, he starts to do little things for him, like drop off coffee, and when Damian starts working to become a doctor, Jon makes sure he eats and sleeps between studying. Jon doesn't take in much information during Damians' study sessions, too focused on how Damians nose scrunches when he's concentrating, and how he blushes whenever Jon praises him.
Jon starts giving Damian little gifts; trinkets from wherever he travels, and pretty daggers he finds thanks to Diana. Damian receives each one with a smile and soon starts giving Jon gifts, too. Pieces of art he drew or food he finds in Gotham that he thinks Jon might enjoy. (Each drawing and painting is carefully framed in heat vision proof glass.)
Surprisingly, It's Damian who kisses him first. After Jon gives him a kitten that Clark saved from a tree. (Bruce said Damian couldn't adopt any more pets he said nothing about accepting them as gifts). The kiss is soft but full of passion, and Jon can't help but deepen it.
"I love you." Jon tells him when they pull back to breathe.
"Good, because if we do this, I couldn't bear it if you left me."
"Never, I'd fight the world to stay with you."
"And I'd defeat death to keep you at my side, Habibi." Jon kisses him again because he finally can. (Damian is even more handsome when he is under him, and Jon sends a silent thank you to whatever God is listening for letting him see it.)
(Clark was right, Bruce was pissed when he found Jon naked in Damians bed the next morning.)
Damian names the cat Clark after his future father in law. (Bruce will get his revenge, he swears, on BOTH Supers.)
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“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”
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