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IDK who decided to name 1000 kg a ton instead of the far superior mega gram, but I don't think we'd get along.

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Me when

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me and my friend were in geometry class and tried to do a fan cast for The Magnus Archives. It started off decent but ended so badly 💀

BAHAHAHAAHAH IM CRYING PLS HELP

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Things people did to prevent the apocalypse:

- Explosives

- "Damn girl, are you the sun, cause you're making me sweat <3"

- Exploring the backrooms

- Failed due to skill issue

- Dead astronaut goes cave diving

- "7.8/10 too much lonely"

- disappointing boat trip

- more Explosives

- LMAO, can't even finish

- Why did they think a wet bell would work anyway? Plan was too stupid to work in the first place.

- Even more Explosives!!!

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I think 5 is winning!

i don’t know what i’m trying to see here but it’s certainly something

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WHY THE FORK DID THIS SITE JUST SUGGEST CPR KINK STUFF TO ME! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT WAS A THING, WHY IS THIS A THING!!!!!!

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Vanilla extract

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PLOOB

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DUCK

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POST THIS FUCKING ORTHWORM STICKER FROM THE SCARVI CREDITS

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POV: shopping in Ohio