imagine being an animal without a tail i'd be livid
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Fuckin destruction disc
He walked away
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An ad for your deepest desires :)
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His what?
this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...
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More jobs or less personal freedoms. Hmmmm
Parts of the country where self-service gas pumping is illegal.
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It's
hey i just got a great idea for an already out of date bad stupid joke
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How to tell if your friend is secretly a robot from the future
someone walking into a bathroom, unzipping their pants, and instead of a pissing sound it's the sound of a sword on a grindstone
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I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?
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Now thats what I call "Go Jimmy Go"
Win
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I could smell his rodent ass coming from a mile away
which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
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I'm afraid
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Childrens book got me feelin again
I'm cryign
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This is how i feel a lot of the time
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ok am i the only one who when scrolling through my dash gets a glimpse of this:
and with the red/orange/yellow on top of black hair with a gray-toned skin, have a moment of:
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