kaleywhalie

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i don’t get offered drugs as much as D.A.R.E told me I would

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Never discourage anyone who continually makes progress, no matter how slow.

Plato (via rcah)

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don’t feed a guy a sponge, bobby

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hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen

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I am an introvert. That means that when I’m feeling down, chances are that I won’t actually go to you for help. In fact, I won’t go to anyone for help. You’ll have to actually check on me. I don’t feel that I should burden others with my problems but if you come to me, I might just trust you enough to let you help.

Reblog this if it applies to you.

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Okay, show of hands-

How many people by now have no idea that eating more fruits and vegetables, lean protein, and drinking plenty of (unpolluted) water is better for you than processed food?

I know it. Everyone knows it.

What these arrogant shits who keep aiming to “teach low income people” is not something we don’t know. 

If you want to “teach” me something about food then teach me how to make $30 a week for three people stretch without processed meals.  

Or how about you stop assuming we are ignorant of the fact that fresh foods are better for us than hamburger helper and look at the root of WHY we have to buy the shit.

Once again, it’s just easier to assume ignorance and laziness than it is to apply any critical thinking or empathy.

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father you cannot stop me

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me: yes self-positivity !!! i love myself! i am a ray of positivity that radiates sunshine and happiness! i am an ethereal creature! i am the light!

me: i want to die i hate myself

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"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

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when ya friend jim getting a lil antsy

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I could really do with never being touched by a shower curtain again for as long as I live.

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i say this a lot but i feel it’s especially important on national women’s day: please, please do not equate having ovaries/a uterus/a vagina/breasts/menstruation with womanhood. we should be so far beyond that rudimentary grrrl power bs by now. we’re all smarter than that.

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unarmed michael brown gets gunned down in the street and is remembered by the media as a “thug” and a “threat” vs. ashton sachs guns down his family and is remembered as an “honors student” and a “sweet boy” lmao bye

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Basically, totes drunk AND kinda in love, duh,

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