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how is it possible for this man to be saying ANYTHING

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Hm… Jojo has written another callout post for me… when will he realize that I, Dio, care not for his silly “receipts”….

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Here it is… THE DANCE

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The Dvoryanstvo attempting the murder of Grigori Rasputin (1916)

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not to flex on y’all but ive never listened to kpop

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During a hide and Seek game, Bulbasaur went back to take Togepi to a better hiding spot so it doesn’t get sad losing quickly. 

Bulbasaur was a real bro.

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extremely chuby baby on the bus staring at me:  Ä

me: i would kill for you

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cock is such a powerful word whoever came up with it really snapped

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Me realising I’m now an adult with actual responsibilities

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‘dad bod’ is just ‘bear’ in Straight

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In case y’all ain’t seen this twitter gem

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“Obviously ‘bihet’ offends a lot of bisexuals, so we need to come up with a better term for bisexuals in m/f relationships.”

How about… and hear me out… this may sound crazy…. but you… continue to call us bisexual… because (and I realize this gets confusing for you people so read this next part slowly) it turns out we continue to be bisexual regardless of who we’re dating.