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i hope im a positive influence on somebody’s life

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Tommy neglected to inform me about the body

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can you take my white ass to funkytown

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when i tell you i had an aneurysm

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biting IS a form of affection

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A Wholesome* Bean.

*may or may not actually be wholesome.

Planned Combat needs a thinking mind (ie. the Pale King was really stupid <3)

Bug Fact: The Cuckoo Wasp lay eggs in bee or other wasp nests where their larvae consume the host egg or larva. When attacked they can curl into a defensive ball. Pictures Below

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Why are they so cute!?!? Darn their big beautiful eyes and pretty colors.

im just a baby

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"aw i love your earrings, they're so cute!" i say, making the barista's day. i sit down with my coffee and send a respected mutual an anon ask reading "you look like you've got that homestuck kinnie pussy." thus i have maintained the balance of suffering in the world for another day. as i wander down the beach of life, my footsteps do not even disturb its grains

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It's been two days, and yet this post has yet to get even 200 notes...

I may use the help of the YouTubers if nothing changes soon.

The name 'wisdom teeth' implies that there are also strength teeth, dexterity teeth, constitution teeth, intelligence teeth, and charisma teeth

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The phone is an extension of the brain, meaning looking through someone else's phone is about as close as you can get to reading their mind.

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A 10,000 person protest could flip and torch a few cop cars, but 100 people acting independently could cut the valve stems on 100 different cop cars and render them unusable and unrepairable

A 10,000 person protest could smash some windows of businesses and offices, but 100 people could superglue 100 buildings’ locks shut overnight

A 10,000 person protest could loot a few stores, but 100 people skillfully and persistently shoplifting could liberate just as much over time

1,000 people could blockade the construction of an oil pipeline, but it only takes 1 to turn the emergency shutoff valve on an existing one

100 people could camp in treehouses and prevent a clearcutting, but it only takes 1 to spike a few trees to drastically slow them down or even destroy their equipment

I’m not saying that mass actions aren’t important - no doubt, they accomplish things that couldn’t be done otherwise - but be aware of what can get done independently when those protests aren’t coming together. Get creative, stay active, direct action gets the good

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MY ORIENTATION WAS A SUCCESS >:D

I AM FULLY EMPLOYED :D

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I always like to think of the Absolute Solver symbol as something akin to a micromanaging eye or camera, and the branches as arms or tendrils, as if it's a control freak, and the universe existing is too many variables for it to account for, hence the planet-eating.

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I hate when I take a whole ass shower and forget to put deodorant on before I leave the house so I have to take another whole ass shower tomorrow.

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Anyway

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See what your followers think of you.

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