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“Rocket!” Like a bullet, and containing the brain cell of one, Luffy shot off from the ground and slammed directly into the ceiling.

Excerpt from a One Piece / MHA crossover I’m having fun with that will probably never see the light of day 

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Felix: Do you ever do anything except whine like a little bitch?

Byleth: Sometimes I whine like a BIG bitch.

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Congratulations to Fire Emblem: Three Houses for winning the Best Strategy Game and Player’s Voice awards at The Game Awards 2019! 

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Abandoned church in Czech filled with ghost statues

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currently it's loving bucky barnes hours

which is every day technically

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Spider Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

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I can still heal them!?

Context: I ran a one shot for my party in place of the normal DM. We were a Warforged Scout, an Aarakocra Monk, a Paladin/Warlock of the Ancients, and a Aasimar Life Cleric with an obsession for healing. It was a stealth mission to break into a palace, and they chose to break in through the garden.

Cleric: These men didn’t have to die…

Monk: Sorry man, I gave them a choice.

Cleric: That’s okay, I can still heal them.

Scout: What do you-

Cleric(OOC): I’d like to cast animate dead at 6th level.

Me: Oh god…

Monk: But…oh no…

Paladin: How do you plan on having them sneak? It’s a stealth mission.

Cleric: Stealth? Nah. Go home guys!

*zombies proceed to “go home”*

Me: …*throws out my notes about them not hiding bodies and the guards now needing to head to town to deal with the zombies instead of guarding the restricted floors in the palace.*

Cleric(OOC): They’ll be fine, they’ll die in 24 hours.

Me: Nope. After 24 hours they are just free from your control.

Cleric: Oh…I’m sure it’ll be fine!

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good fucking morning *levitates towards you with ill intent*

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Felix: [pushes Sylvain into the lake]

Felix: Your shirt looks wet. Maybe you should take it off.

Sylvain: That's not how it works!

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Pointless LOTR headcanon of the day: Frodo & Merry both take after their mothers, meaning Frodo looks more like a Brandybuck than a Baggins and Merry looks more like a Took. This is a constant source of petty contention.

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I made a fast concept yesterday and it was actually fun! <3 But I didn’t think that it will be get so many likes on twitter, holy fluff :o