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I love Hoid/Wit because he's the most fantasy character ever. He's a wandering minstrel, singing songs and weaving tales for his supper. His resume states that he's worked for multiple kings, queens, emperors, pirates, and at least one (1) fancy cowboy.

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Polycule but it’s just two people in a romantic relationship with each other and their third who’s pretty obviously aroace but also somehow so deeply intertwined in their lives that it’d just be wrong to not count them as involved. Is this anything.

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white people have the sauce sometimes and dont even know it

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coming back online to remind people that it's HIS YEAR and then logging off again

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Sketchies

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First time drawing them

They better end up like this in the book 5 istg 😤

Here's one more

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My sticker designs are on redbubble now! you can find them here if you want to check them out :)

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The King of Alethkar and the Queen of My Heart 💕

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First tattoo!!!

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i've been listening to the way of kings and just got to the honor chasm scene, and it strikes me that when syl tells kaladin that if the bridgemen are all dead already, one more try can't hurt, there's a good chance that's her own experience speaking, though she doesn't remember it.

all spren who form a nahel bond are doing so in the knowledge that their knight is eventually going to die on them; being radiant doesn't make you immortal. and specifically for syl, she's still recovering from the grief of losing her first radiant; she knows well that radiants die. moreover, with honor dead, the heralds abdicated, and the radiant orders having abandoned their oaths, the chances of humanity fighting off the desolation were absurdly low.

so in that context, her attention is drawn to kaladin, who, by many measures, is already doomed. and she decided to try again. just one more time.

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WoK and WoR Kaladin whenever people mention he has the same abilities as Gavilar's assassin

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whatup i was my dad's dream son until he switched career paths :)

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“This is life, and I will not lie by saying every day will be sunshine. But there will be sunshine again, and that is a very different thing to say. That is truth.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Rhythm of War

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Who is the most charming spren?💙

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Stormlight Archive Circus AU! (AKA I went to the circus and wrote all this down in about 30 minutes)

Kaladin does trapeze (so does most of Bridge Four) (the circus is a great “disappointing his dad” line of work)

Lopen and cousins are the clown troupe

Teft is the human cannonball (the circus I saw had a middle aged man as their human cannonball so there)

Rlain, Dabbid, and Rock are the safety team/crew

Dalinar owns the circus (insert tragic backstory about how he used to be really reckless and ignore safety protocols until his wife died)

I have a very clear image in my head of Adolin being the guy who stands on two horses running at full speed

But also consider Adolin and Shallan looking really cool together doing couples aerial silks

Also if Adolin is doing something aerial and acrobatic that gives Renarin something very dramatic to long for that a person with epilepsy probably should not do

Anyway Renarin isn’t in the circus until he and Rlain develop a sick juggling routine

Or I think it would be cool if Shallan did design for the shows (the circus I saw had cool spinning lights that reminded me of Pattern)

Szeth is trying to sell Dalinar on his ventriloquy act (his puppet is a sword) but Dalinar keeps rejecting it because Szeth doesn’t seem to grasp that his act is supposed to be funny

Wit is the illusionist/magician that Dalinar keeps threatening to fire since he never shows up on time. Whenever he misses performances Shallan goes on (she’s not as good at it but she gets away with it by being really funny)

Lift gets to run away and join the circus like she was always meant to

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Catcalllers on Nalthis would be like

*whistles* "Look at the biochroma on her"

"You've already Awakened me, I just need to here a Command"

"Am I drab baby? Cuz I know you've taken my Breath away?

This is of course purely hypothetical. Any catcaller would be summarily suffocated by their own shirt.