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i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.

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they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

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i saw wallace slice up the moon and eat it as cheese on a cracker as a kid and i just haven’t known true satisfaction since

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lying down for 50 minutes to imagine in real time the experience of walking to trader joes and buying a single pea and walking back home and getting out a cutting board and a knife and skinning and chopping one pea and sprinkling it into a tank with one fish in it

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Hot fandom discourse take but framing dark content as only being acceptable if its a vehicle for exploring personal trauma is just giving ground to the puritan segments of fandom.

Simply liking dark content for its own sake is perfectly fine.

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MTG Anthro Smash Tournament: Round 3

Rivaz

VS

Angrath

Artists: Joshua Raphael; Raymond Swanland

Rivaz is a Viashino from Dominaria. Brave and dutiful, Rivaz lives among the dragons of Jamuraa. Centuries ago, the Viashino Zirilan forged a pact with the dragons, brokering peace between their tribes and establishing a sacred martial treaty. Rivaz is the latest in a long line of Claws and is prepared to lead an army of dragons against any who dare threaten Dominaria.

Angrath (he/him) is a minotaur planeswalker from an unknown plane. A skilled blacksmith and terrifying warrior, there is little that can stand against the minotaur's mighty blows. In battle, he wields fiery chain whips, and his body exudes extreme heat. He is driven by a feeling of restless impatience, like a caged animal awaiting its moment of freedom. This fuels his wild temper and spurs him on in an endless series of raids. His magic matches his temper, inflaming tensions among his enemies and turning them against each other.

The Immortal Sun trapped him on Ixalan for 14 years, where he eventually became a pirate captain. When he was finally freed, he was able to reunite with Rumi and Jamira, his beloved daughters.

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imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut

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I know why "prefered pronouns" and "prefered name" were retired from the vocabulary (it's way more than a matter of preference) but in retrospect it feels like a successful psyop to make transphobes sound absolutely incoherent.