Name's Alexa, Lex. I'm in a few fandoms - (supernatural, doctor who glee, smallville, flarrow, merlin, directioners, fanson, hufflepuffs) ✰ This RPer took the Roleplay Anti-Hate Pledge ✰ This blog is mainly people whom are looking to rp, though it's my personal, so I'll be posting things on here that interest me. ✰✰✰ Right now, I'm currently looking to use Justin Hartley as either a fc or to rp against. If you're interested in this, then please message me for more details. You are my moon and stars, Cory. I miss you every 24 hours and will never forget you & the inspiration you've been to me. I love you, always.✰✰
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“Where’d you get this?” “From the producer of the movie.” “What movie?” “I did a porno.”
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The Doctor: Between you and me, in a hundred words, where do you think Van Gogh rates in the history of art? Curator: Well… um… big question, but, to me Van Gogh is the finest painter of them all. Certainly the most popular, great painter of all time. The most beloved, his command of colour most magnificent. He transformed the pain of his tormented life into ecstatic beauty. Pain is easy to portray, but to use your passion and pain to portray the ecstasy and joy and magnificence of our world, no one had ever done it before. Perhaps no one ever will again. To my mind, that strange, wild man who roamed the fields of Provence was not only the world’s greatest artist, but also one of the greatest men who ever lived.
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I am in so much love with this!!!! I set it as my phone wallpaper!!
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shippy angst starters.
"You're an idiot if you thought I cared about you."
"You took advantage of my feelings for you."
"Fuck you, fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend and fuck everything about you!"
"I'm in love with you and I'm sick of having to hide it."
"You were supposed to be different."
"You were the one, I can't just move on!"
"I loved you, and just because we broke up doesn't mean I can turn it off."
"I love you too much and you don't love me at all..."
"I would've done anything for you..."
"You left me. You don't get to come back."
"I want you to hurt like I do."
"That's it? You're just giving up on me?"
"I never thought we'd end like this."
"It's such a shame to let you walk away."
"Love isn't a three-way street!"
"Is this goodbye?"
"I would have followed you anywhere. "
"Do I even matter to you?!"
"My back has turned on you."
"I should have known you'd break my heart."
"You're gone and I'm haunted and I bet you are just fine!"
"Goodbye, my almost lover."
"It's over."
"I can't do this anymore."
"I'm leaving you."
"I'm done crying over you."
"I have to let you go."
"You said you loved me..."
"I LOVED you. Past tense."
"I don't believe in love."
"I never loved you."
"I hate you."
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secret romance starters
"No one's going to find out. "
"We can't do this - the boss will see! "
"I believe in keeping relationships between co-workers professional but you make it so god damn hard. "
"Do you know what it means if we get caught?"
"You were cheating on me?"
"They can't find out I've been having an affair with you."
"I'm not your dirty little secret."
"Nobody sees, nobody knows. We are a secret, can't be exposed."
"I want to tell the world you're mine."
"They'll kill us if they find out."
"You know, I'm sure there's a janitors closet around here somewhere."
"My parent's don't know."
"They don't know about us."
"I don't care what people say when we're together."
"I know I'm not your only, but at least I'm one."
"It's so hard to concentrate when you're over there looking so sexy."
"I can't keep doing this. I need someone who isn't afraid to hold my hand in public."
"All I really want is to know if the love is worth the sacrifice."
"I've been cheating on you."
"One day everyone will know. But today isn't that day."
"I know your secret."
"Have fun in jail once the court finds out about her/his age."
"I'm your teacher/student. This will never work out."
"I see you there and I just want to go up and kiss you but I know I can't and that makes me sad."
"What's so bad if they know?"
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Scream Queens - Super-Sized Main Title Sequence
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(5 Reasons Why) Your Theme Sucks
My theme sucks? Impossible, you might say. After all, I spent hours on it. However, any sane web designer knows exactly why your theme sucks. Here’s a list of reasons addressing the terrible trends that so many people have fallen prey to and what you can do to fix them. 1) Your color scheme sucks: You might be thinking to yourself that dark colors combined with colors that are ever so slightly lighter than the aforementioned colors is a combination that pleases the aesthetic gods. The trouble being that you’re completely wrong. In fact, when you use low contrasting colors, or even colors that contrast too much, you are inadvertently ruining everything. Not everyone has Superman’s visual abilities. For those who have visual impairments, and even some who do not, you are rendering your theme virtually unreadable. “But RPMockBlog,” you might be saying, “I can read it just fine. My superior vision triumphs over all.” Well, thanks, you’ve just proved you’re a dickwad and a dickwad who has no web design skills at that. Any good web designer will tell you that you absolutely must contrast dark and light foreground and background colors. Additionally, according to Lighthouse International, “Don’t assume the lightness you perceive will be the same lightness perceived by people with color deficits.” You must always, always account for those who may have vision problems, otherwise you’re a massive douchewaffle. Also, using colors that don’t properly contrast is a web design faux pas. You’re not cool because you use an #0D0D0D background with #171717 font color. You’re just annoying and you failed basic web design class. That’s an F, folks.
2) Your content box sucks: Now, why would your content box suck? After all, it’s so perfectly, adorably small and all the way down at the bottom of the fucking page, right? Well, good luck to anyone who tries to read your shitty ass posts in your shitty ass content box. In order to even see what’s in there, you’ve got to CTRL + your way to a land where no one can hurt you with their poor design sensibilities. Now, the aesthetic gods may be smiling upon you, but every person who tries to read your posts on your blog is frowning immensely. So, what can you do to remedy this? The answer is simple: use that brilliant CSS knowledge of yours to… Get this… Up the height and width of your box and center it on the page. Why? Because not only does this provide your loyal followers with the ability to read without having to scroll for five minutes just to get past a paragraph, but by centering the box, you have drawn more attention to it than you would have just leaving it at the bottom. You may have to rework your background a bit, but that’s a small price to pay for something that might enhance your theme overall. 3) Your font size sucks: “Oh no. Not my font size. The aesthetic gods will forsake me if I have it any larger than 4px.” Well, let them forsake you because you’re forsaken basic human decency by choosing a font size that is humanly impossible to read. Not only is this awful for people who are vision impaired, but it’s a headache for just about anyone who has to go view a post on your page. Ever wonder why you never see any of these trends in modern, mainstream web design? Because they suck massive balls, that’s why. No one in their right mind uses a font for page that’s less than 11px. That’s your bare minimum. ”Forget that,” you’re probably saying, “let them eat tiny font!” Slow claps for you, fuckwizz, you’ve successfully managed to convince people that you’re a gaping asshole. Accessibility is by far the most important thing in web design, because if people can’t see your content, what the fuck are they supposed to do? You’re just making life hard for everyone around you because of your selfish need to have everything your way. Fuck off. 4) Your autoplay sucks: Last we checked, it wasn’t 2004, so why has autoplay made a comeback from the hell that was Geocities? Who the hell knows, who the hell cares? It’s tackier than a gaudy Christmas display and twice as annoying. At least most Christmas displays don’t play Monster by Meg & Dia on a loop. It’s just common sense to at least let people choose whether or not they want to listen to your favorite dubstep remix of a Lana Del Rey song. The music you use should always be completely optional. Why? Because you’re inadvertently jump-scaring certain people, and you’re inconveniencing many more. If someone has their headphones turned up, boom, you’ve probably caused hearing damage. If someone is startled by sudden noise, boom, you’ve wrecked their day pretty hardcore. No one wants you to wave the dick of your shitty music taste in their face. 2004 called, they want you back.
5) Your navigation sucks: “Read my rules! Read my character’s bio!” you scream into the void. Easier said than done in your 4px font, small boxed, poor contrasting, autoplay level of hell. How do you expect people to get to your pages when your links are tiny ass x-marks that blend into your background and sit at the very bottom of the page? Not only that, but the only indication given for where your links lead is the navigation bar at the bottom of the browser. How is someone supposed to know what ‘/poop’ means just by looking at it? Is it actual shit? Is it a joke? Do I dare to click on the poop that may or may not be your rules page? Always, always make your links highly visible because otherwise you’re just causing a massive amount of frustration for anyone who might want to roleplay with you despite your horrifyingly bad sense of graphic and web design. You simply cannot yell about people not reading your rules when you make your rules impossible to read. That’s idiotic bullshit, and you should feel bad about it.
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There is no TLDR here because you need to read this article in order to improve. But all in all, you may think you’re the hottest, aesthetic-god worshiping shit on the block, but you’re not. Basically, stop, drop, and either go enroll yourself in a web design class or heed our advice and fix your shit.
Peace out!
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Jensen singing + youtube comments
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I’m still up for this!
Is anyone interested in creating a rp blog? 1D related? Lemme know.
#1d#1d rp#1d roleplay#one direction#one direction rp#one direction roleplay#louis tomlinson#harry styles#niall horan#liam payne
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“It’s kind of like, ‘To a dusty shelf, we aspire’, y’know? And this is a pretty cool way to be remembered.”
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