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gordon ramsay for president 2028

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I’m in Vegas and in order to avoid being overstimulated my spouse and I are pretending that we’re showing Oscar Wilde around, and tbh? It’s working. He loved Magic Mike Live

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Finally some good fucking news

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THIS IS KILLING ME

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Gertrude Robinson

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dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever

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me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!

me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...

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goodbye tiktok i love you forever and ever

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i deserve to be an eel. in a crevice with a bunch of other eels. opening and closing our mouths over and over

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really big fan of the way season 5 of the magnus archives treats jon’s need to make a statement in each domain like some kind of embarrassing bodily function. you can practically hear him doing the potty dance in every episode

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Zelda reacts: pt 1

I woke up in the middle of the night with idea for a series of comics; basically the ending scene of BOTW, but Zelda reacts differently depending on which armour set Link is wearing. of course I had to start with the rubber set which is one of the funniest to me lmao

what armour should I do next??

>>> Part 2: Stealth

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nothing tackier than a podcast feed that puts 2 minutes of ads on either side of a 4-minute announcement

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cannot get over this comment on a chess tournament video

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so I started playing stardew valley, and now it's the only thing I want to do with my life

I had to trick myself by drawing stardew things, namely krobus my beloved

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they should invent a constructive feedback that doesnt make me feel like the guy on the ten of swords tarot card

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Season 5 Jon and Martin 🖤

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reading 100k slowburn fics to convince yourself that your 8-month imagineship is going anywhere further than a psychiatrist’s office