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When someone picks up a spider or a bug and holds it in their hands and you're like
"Oh cool man"
But then they start ADVANCING TOWARDS YOU WITH THAT SHIT LIKE NO STAY BACK
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One time I dreamt there was a shady looking guy with a trenchcoat and when he pulled it open it was just full of pronoun badges
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DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF AROUND HERE LIKE DO YOUR JOBS YOU LAZY-
#they are literally so useless#LIKE STOP WALKING ROUND IN CIRCLES AND FEED THE GODDAMN RUDDERS#elnea kingdom#world neverland
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How all the alignments play Elnea Kingdom:
Lawful Good: Family tree more long and complicated than the bible
Lawful Nautral: Knows literally EVERYTHING about lore (me lol)
Lawful Evil: The last name domination challenge
Neutral Good: Absurdly long reddit posts gushing about all their characters
True Neutral: Just.... playing the game how it was meant to be played.
Neutral Evil: Only plays the game during events
Chaotic Good: Besties with all the NPC's (ESPECIALLY ihms)
Chaotic Neutral: Just goofing off the whole time
Chaotic Evil: Keeps forgetting to have kids 💀
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