kaisylum
Kai's Asylum
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Art Blog | deviantArt | FurAffinity | Commission Me | Well salutations there! Welcome to my rather random blog. Here I reblog things of interest to me that range from anime/manga to just things that make me laugh. So I hope you enjoy and thank you for visiting!
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kaisylum · 6 years ago
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today is the only day you can reblog this ever
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in which Venom didn’t get into Maria but a… rabbit?
Eddie still bring them home from the lab and take care of the symbiote.
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kaisylum · 6 years ago
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Lotor with Honerva’s colors as requested
From our Instagram @/bravepaladins
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kaisylum · 6 years ago
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Come create with us! We are looking for an Art Director to join our team and help imagine incredible worlds for our games!
Apply here ~ monomipark.com/jobs
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kaisylum · 6 years ago
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nvm x-kit has a extension for that
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fuck your new fugly blue tumblr
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Another one finished! Will be available as a print on my etsy soon <3
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kaisylum · 6 years ago
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When I click on a video and it tries to send me to another app:
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kaisylum · 6 years ago
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Does anybody else get legitimately worried when a fanfic author who was updating regularly just suddenly disappears with no warning? Like, is it a serious case of writers block or are they in a coma? Did they just up and quit? Was it me? Were my reviews not good enough?! Did they die 😳?! Were they kidnapped? Do I need to file a missing persons report? Excuse me officer, there’s been 13 weekly updates and now nothing for months! Find them! What’s their name?! Name!? I don’t know their name but they write 3k+ chapters and I need them safe and back in my life!
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kaisylum · 6 years ago
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Hermione Granger: *comes from muggle world and discovers magic*
Hermione Granger: *witnesses humans transfigure into animals*
Hermione Granger: *time-travels multiple times per day*
Professor Trelawney: “I can prophesize the future.”
Hermione Granger: “Bullshit. That can’t be possible. Fuck you.”
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kaisylum · 6 years ago
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“Upload your resumé in PDF format”
“Now type out your work experience, even though you just fucking uploaded your resumé”
“While you’re at it, type out your education too, even though it’s on the fucking resumé as well”
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trying to decide where to start on making Overwatch charms and would appreciate as big of a sample size as possible <3 I’m not collecting any personal info at all, just your favs and would greatly appreciate if you could share this with as many peeps as possible <3
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kaisylum · 6 years ago
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Friendly but serious reminder to stay safe, FOR REAL, YES YOU ALL OF YOU in the eastern two-thirds of the United States who are getting hit with an arctic air mass this week. NOAA put out an alert calling it a “very dangerous and life-threatening arctic air mass;” this is for real.
I know from growing up in the cold that it can be Really Easy to assume you’ll be fine and not take proper precautions because it’s “just cold” and you’re used to it, but extreme cold affects the body in ways that even those of us who grew up with cold winters are not necessarily familiar with.
Extreme cold can be very dangerous–even if you’re physically healthy, even “just” outside in your own neighborhood, etc.
One of my (adult, not even elderly) relative’s feet got frostbite last winter from being outside too long in too cold weather (even though they were wearing socks and boots), and the thing is, frostbite is a type of injury to the skin that then lasts, so it still causes them pain. Sometimes we think of health risks in terms of very stark black-and-white life-threatening-or-not, but even cold that isn’t bad enough to kill you can cause long-lasting damage that will be a pain in the ass for a long time.
Elderly people in their homes during extreme cold are some of those most at risk, so check in with your elderly friends, neighbors or relatives.
Please stay safe out there <3 <3 <3
NOAA page on preparing for cold weather
NOAA’s list of things to have in your car:
Jumper cables: flares or reflective triangle are great extras
Flashlights: Replace the batteries before the winter season starts and pack some extras
First Aid Kit: Also check your purse of bag for essential medications
Baby, special needs gear: If you have a baby or family member with special needs, pack diapers and any special formula or food
Food: Stock non-perishable food such as canned food and a can opener, dry cereal and protein rich foods like nuts and energy bars
Water: Have at least 1 gallon of water per person a day for at least 3 days
Basic toolkit: Pliers, wrench, screwdriver
Pet supplies: Food and water
Radio: Battery or hand cranked
Cat litter or sand: For better tire traction
Shovel: To dig out snow
Ice scraper: Even if you usually park in a garage, have one in the car.
Clothes: Make sure you dress for the weather in warm clothes, gloves, hat, sturdy boots, jacket and an extra change of clothes for the cold
Warmers: Pack extra for body, hands, feet
Blankets or sleeping bags: If you get stranded in traffic on a lonely road, you’ll be glad to have it.
Charged Cell Phone: Keep a 
Spare charger in your car as well
NOAA page on hypothermia and frostbite prevention and first aid
“Frostbite can happen in minutes, especially on the extremities such as fingers, toes, nose and ears but can affect any area of exposed skin. If you suspect frostbite, immediately move inside to a heated location and begin warming the affected areas using warm water or body heat. Do not use hot water or radiant heat such as a fireplace since affected areas can be easily burned. Seek medical attention for severe frostbite.” More
“If your temperature is 96°F or less, you feel cold and sluggish, or are having trouble thinking clearly, see your doctor immediately or go to the nearest emergency room. It’s better to be overly cautious than to die of a disorder that doesn’t have to be deadly. If you are trying to help someone who may have hypothermia, first call an ambulance. Then lie close to the person and cover both of you with thick blankets. The hotter you get, the more warmth you can give the other person. Don’t rub the person or handle him or her roughly.” More
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kaisylum · 6 years ago
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Damen’s grip on his arm is painful. His face in Laurent’s is ashy and sheened with sweat.
He says, “There was something in my drink.”
(Damen is poisoned, Jokaste is framed, Laurent must find them an heir. He’s put it off for so long already.)
blood, bones, voice ghost by @lambergeier
@taxonomist commissioned me to paint damen and laurent from catie’s big, beautiful post-canon fic! for true love!! please read it, it’s very good and there are horses
sara, catie, i love both of you very much, and i hope you enjoy these paintings
[image 1: a watercolour painting of Damen, dressed in his usual chiton. he’s bleeding from a wound in his palm, which is also sending dark veins up his arm and across his chest. the blood looks blackened at the edges, as though tainted. image 2: a watercolour painting of Laurent, in his shirtsleeves and breeches. he’s grasping a letter dripping the same dark, tainted blood as damen, and there’s a golden, unfinished genealogy tree behind him.]
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kaisylum · 6 years ago
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If Josh Keaton wrote voltron itd just be shiro and lance making out and that was DreamWorks biggest writing flaw :////////
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kaisylum · 6 years ago
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Lance: Babe, do the thing.
Shiro: *smiles*
Lance: *breathless* O h mY gOD ho W AR e yOu s O bEauTIfuL.
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Stop Clickbait.
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