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Kaya Scodelario | Twin Magazine 2010

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Me: Rereading books I read in middle school is not a productive reading habit

Also me: But that’s so not bubbly making

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You know, I’m 1500 years old. I’ve killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me than not succeeded. I’m only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he’ll be the latest to feel my vengeance - fate wills it so. Well, if I’m wrong, then… what more could I lose?

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                             Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.

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PSA on Hogwarts Houses

Slytherin is the “smart” house. Ravenclaw is witty and creative; there is a big difference between that and “smart.” Slytherins can force themselves to do hard work in order to achieve their dreams and handle the nitty-gritty bc y’all are bad b*tches whom I respect deeply****. And while Ravenclaws would love to learn, acedmeic work takes second to to all the Wikipedia page to be read, crafts to be made, and legos to build.

Furthemore, Horned Serpent is Slytherin’s (most of the time) counterpart because y’all think with your brains. Once again: bad b*tches. Ravenclaws are Thunderbirds (most often) because we think with our souls, and go where our creative intuition leads us. Both houses are intelligent, but one is more exact while one is more abstract. Both deserve immense amounts of respect.

****it should also be noted that while y’all are doing that hard work you also are the embodiment of work smarter not harder, getting that tedious work done efficiently. Y’all Cunning!

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Avengers: Huh, it’s been a while since Thor’s been back, hope he isn’t too confused about all of our new members and what’s been going on.

Thor: *flying into battle with an axe* Hey everyone nice to meet ya by the way I’ve brought back Banner also meet my friends Rabbit and Tree I’ll introduce you to my space team and my friend throckmorton and my personal drunk hero later at the family dinner xoxoxo oh yeah also made up with loki watched him die but he could also be that random green snake right there, lost an eye gained an eye lost my hammer gained an axe also the rest of Asgard and I need to crash with one of you because *jean ralphio voice* tECHNICALLY I’M HOMELESSSSSSS

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september is coming up so here’s your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone

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(WHOA! THAT’S A LET’S PLAY! - Episode 5)

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My life at the moment

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The proposal~ ♡

~ “Did you give me a ring?!”

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explain THIS atheists!!