kairosthegoat

[kairosthegoat]

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[kairosthegoat]

USERNAME LORE GIVE IT TO ME NOW YOU ALL

[kairosthegoat]

intro :3

the basics

me!

hello! my name is iris. you can call me whatever nicknames you want (some people call me rissie) but my name doesn't really lend itself to nicknames haha. i also like pet names so you can call me those if you want :3

i use he/she/any neos/they pronouns in order of preference! (and yes, this does mean you may choose whatever neos you think suit me. please do not exclusively call me they/them.) i use any gendered terms but please don't call me a person in the way people use it as a gender neutral version of boy/girl? yk what i mean? js pick boy or girl idm

i love meeting people and making new friends :D but i can be a little awkward

im bi with a preference for guys and probably aspec

i do moodboards based off people's names!!! if you want one just send an ask and if you have multiple names tell me which one you want :333

send me a ✒️ emoji and i'll write your url in my handwriting with a lil note of what i think of you

im a red fox therian :333333333 yip yip

dni

adults privately without asking

homophobes, transphobes, racists, zionists, etc

exclusively nsfw blogs

pro ana/pro sh blogs (ed/sh blogs can interact. i have the tags blocked. you may vent to me, what triggers me is spo/sh pics/stuff along those lines)

byi

i will try to tag whatever you need. remind me if i don't. please tag rape/sa, blood, emeto, and ed/sh content if we're moots :)

i don't have opinions on most discourse stuff (except for the obvious stuff in my dni). if your opinions on syscourse or shipcourse or any of that stuff are so strong that you can't interact with someone who doesn't share exactly the same ones…don't interact i guess? idc about anyone with any opinions regarding that stuff interacting with me but don't be mean to my moots who have opposite opinions.

i am neurodivergent (diagnosed audhd + probably some other stuff) and might be a lil awkward

im quite affectionate (if i comfort you i might call you love or sweetheart and i'll probably tell you you're pretty if a photo of you comes up on my dash. i mean this platonically unless explicitly otherwise stated and i'll stop if you tell me to)

my dms are also open to any of my moots who aren't adults :) come!! ask me random questions!! send me photos of your cats!! tell me about that new song you heard or place you went!!! tell me how you're not doing great or how you're feeling better!! i care.

i don't reach out to people very often because i'm a bit scared of it but if you send me an ask or dm me or whatever i will go YIPEE and start talking to you

i have bad rsd. please use tone indicators and avoid making me think you're mad at me unless you are (i am one of those people who thinks everyone hates me and i am an imposter everywhere i go blablabla)

im happy to participate in tag games but i usually open tag

im not a fan of bullying or cringe culture or mean people in general. this is a positive space, please try to be nice.

🎨- you can do this!

🖌️- ask before doing this!

🖼️- please do not ever do this unless i explicitly tell you to

🪐- please do this! i actively like when people do it

venting to me- 🎨

sending me anything nsfw-🖼️

asking me for advice- 🎨

sending memes- 🎨

tagging me in things- 🎨

messaging me and asking to be friends- 🪐

asking for other socials- i'll answer for you now, i don't have any. close moots can have my email if they wanna email me for whatever reason or if they wanna call me (ill only call if we're close close)

posting about me- 🎨

calling/facetiming me- 🖌️ but also 🪐

asking if i'm okay- 🎨

asking which pronouns i prefer at the moment- 🎨

asking for my playlist- i don't have spotify

sending me selfies- 🎨

asking for selfies-🎨 but you have to take no for an answer

using tone indicators- 🪐

making me anything :) (art, moodboards, playlists, whatever)- 🪐

asking about anything you wanna know- 🎨

you are supported, accepted, and safe on this blog <333 ily

stuff i like

orange=favs

music (in random order i just. add new artists in the middle idk why. yes crispin you are in this no you cant argue) - will wood (and the tapeworms), billie eilish, fontaines d.c, kendrick lamar, alex g, car seat headrest, taylor swift, the mouldy peaches, chappell roan, olivia rodrigo, conan gray, jolie holland, radiohead, declan mckenna, hozier, lana, noahfinnce, yungblud, beabadoobee, bikini kill, frank ocean, @outlying-hyppocrate, boygenius, nirvana, cavetown, sam fender

books/tv/film- osemanverse (including the heartstopper show), studio ghibli, young royals, across the spiderverse, good omens, anything to do with the moomins

general stuff i like- animals, etymology, reading, greek mythology, pikas, tea, bjj, drawing, the marauders, baking

mooties/people i like!!

@beanthebugboi - my beloved sibling <3

@sarkylittlemonster - best writer in the universe ever nobody argue or you're wrong

@forest-fairy-wren - bird boi bone lover /ij

@gh0stly-sunb0y - my son

@i-ate-the-sun7 can always rely on that guy to tag me in cute marauders shit

@gay-little-isopod username is self explanatory whats not to love about a gay little isopod

@michaelholdenkinn1e - lovely first mootie

@not-ready-for-gaster trusty reblogger

@thebabycage SUCH A NICE GUY. MUCH NICE SO KIND OMG.

@homocidalpotat the bestest of bodyguards

@th3-c0ld-n0v3mb3r-r4in - my daughter

@old-man-spine - also cool guy :33 hes very comforting idk why

@outlying-hyppocrate - too cool to be moots with me, most fanciest way of talking award, awesome musician

@greenteaandspikes - so nice omg

@s1l4s-w0rsh1ps-t0m4t03s - SO COOL. tomato's biggest fan, beloved emo boy

@dracosleftarsecheek - yip yip

@solzinstarzzz - also too cool to follow me

@kairosthegoat - likes maths for some unexplainable reason. cool guy tho

@kawaiibarty - STOP MAKING ME CRY OR ELSE

@moriartyyoushouldseemeinacrown - kitty cat!!

@lifegoalsofafish - fishyyy best jewelry maker

@s4ge-s4ge-s4ge - beloved ask box spammer

@just-a-lurking-creature - yip yippppp :333

@sakiluvr555 - mayayyaayayayayayayayy his name sounds like yay when you keysmash it bc they make me go YAY

if you want to be included or dont want to just tell me :33

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userboxes under cut

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Woooo i love combinatorics sob sob

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my observation from 2 months of kittens

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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heye every one.

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Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

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oh man. oh golly. oh lord oh geez oh man i sure fucked up my skyrim so badly

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Who is the biggest hater in history?

Me when I'm in a mood

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miniminuteman on youtube

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we should bring back whatever type of character design this is