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Did he just CNC chocolate?!?

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youve heard of carbon emissions now get ready for:

just fucking ejecting metric tons of carbon into the atmosphere

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How to finally finish a game of Factorio

DON'T: Spend 200+ hours repeating the early game

DON'T: Always give up when you reach Oil Processing

MAYBE: Stay up until 2 AM handling biter attacks

DO: ???

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Oh my god, they added elevated rails to Factorio. Forget all the space stuff and new planets, this alone is easily like a 100 hours worth of gameplay. My train system is gonna make Texas highways look simple and straightforward.

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A weird property of Factorio is that for every fifteen minutes played, an hour and a half passes on Earth.

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Safe deposit lockers manufactured during 1840. One of the engineering marvel of our ancestors. Great !

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If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?

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It isn't pretty (or long or hard) (I probably won't even bother to upload it anywhere), but I made a physics based game about trying to get your penis in the hole (mostly bc I wanted to try out gyro controls).

Five levels. Shaft gets shorter with each level.

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I was saying, and I swear this sentence made sense in context, "if I ever were to violate my principles instead of my anus..." but I couldn't finish it because of how loudly my wife was suddenly laughing at me.

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We need to bring back the athletics body type post

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you! tumblr user!

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can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

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if you want to draw fanart of one of my avatars, please consult this helpful guideline ⬇

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guy who sees something scary and says This is activating my suck or fuck response

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I love Halloween!

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putting this under the cut so you all have the same emotional experience i just did