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house is a girl you have to take care of her

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some of yall will be like "be gay do crime!!!" but then torrenting is too scary n diy hrt/medication is too dangerous and shoplifting is too risky and i think the only crime u guys r comfortable committing is "being" illegal in a country you'll never visit who's people you've never had to recognise as actual human beings

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ineffable husbands is so insane. i know that's a good omens thing but ineffable means not to be uttered because it's too great and for so long we did not utter the word phan but now we're in a time of reclaiming when they're not only tagging phan but they're tagging ineffable husbands on their couples halloween costume photo do you UNDERSTAND THE INSANITY

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saving the world (2009 // 2024)

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thinking about that post of people assuming ao3 has an algorithm and also about how bonkers persistent the view is that ao3 is social media lite. like with startling regularity I get comments saying something along the lines of "it's probably weird to comment on a fic this old--" no it isn't!!!! this is an archive I am literally just assuming you searched for a selection of specific tags or sorted by kudos or looked back on my pseud or any other number of completely normal ways to use an archive site ?? kill the tiktok ghost in your brain and comment on old stuff it's NOT weird

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anyone up carving pumpkins ??

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BOOBS ARE BACK

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OKAY. DAMN.

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shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

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so good at sexting

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not romantic or platonic but a secret third thing (best friends ex friends till the end better off as lovers and not the other way around)