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I made this so now all y'all have to look at it.

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New chapter of Empyreal Calamities is up! Emotions are running high, the siblings are snapping at each other, & Len is just trying to help them as best he can.

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It's time for NAME THAT SWORD ⚔️

Watch the full episode on Dropout

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Fairy Wings // Crystal Wings

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You🫵wouldn't❌down⬇️load🛜a🅰️car🚗

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I understand why a lot of fantasy settings with Ambiguously Catholic organised religions go the old "the Church officially forbids magic while practising it in secret in order to monopolise its power" route, but it's almost a shame because the reality of the situation was much funnier.

Like, yes, a lot of Catholic clergy during the Middle Ages did practice magic in secret, but they weren't keeping it secret as some sort of sinister top-down conspiracy to deny magic to the Common People: they were mostly keeping it secret from their own superiors. It wasn't one of those "well, it's okay when we do it" deals: the Church very much did not want its local priests doing wizard shit. We have official records of local priests being disciplined for getting caught doing wizard shit. And the preponderance of evidence is that most of them would take their lumps, promise to stop doing wizard shit, then go right back to doing wizard shit.

It turns out that if you give a bunch of dudes education, literacy, and a lot of time on their hands, some non-zero percentage of them are going to decide to be wizards, no matter how hard you try to stop them from being wizards.

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As the last of her kind, revenge is all she could think about. she will stop at nothing when exposing the evil ones. however, when she meets the mysterious guy with the golden eyes, she learns that what she knew is a lot more complicated and that her plans might be of no use as she would need to team up with her mortal enemy to take down the true evil and restore what was once lost. "She gazed up at the sky and rejoiced with happiness at the sight of the sparkling stars, from time to time she wondered to herself ‘ do fairies exist there too?’ She yawned and continued on her way "Maybe I should have said that I'm leaving" she mumbled."

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Him squeaks for love

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I have a long weekend so it's going to be 4 days before I see Caraway again.

Thus, a video of some sleepy pets

And earlier he trapped my coworker

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404 Error: braincells not found

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Caraway has discovered his purpose in life, and that is Being Petted.

He will hiss and then he will chirp and the moment you touch him the joyous writhing begins. His reason for existing is "receive love"

Strange to think that 2 days ago he was probably some utterly feral little barn cat who hid in a car engine, was kidnapped by a giant monster and then a different set of giants started grooming him and feeding him by hand and he was warm and safe and full.

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shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

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@huewrite look! I'm cooking!

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