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me: why are you destroying earth!!!

aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak

me: thats fair i understand

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Grail-kun the president we deserve at this point.

what america needs right now is an even older candidate, and though i have forgotten my name and age i am excited to throw my twisted, spirally hat into the ring

vote Evil Wizard / Whispering Obelisk 2024!

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I pet a fish yesterday. it liked it.

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Love this so much

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oh hey good change

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Vanishing 🫥

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If that doesn't have potential for some fairytale nonsense, I don't know what does.

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AITA for involving the whole city in my petty revenge plot?

For the last five years, I (26F) have been fighting to defend my country against the neighboring empire. I’ve tried to keep my gender under wraps (literally) because the camp was mostly men, and I just don’t want the trouble. But the problem is that my father was the general leading this section of the army. He’s seen me on the battlefield. He’s acknowledged what I did to win certain battles. He’s SEEN me use my bloodline ability, which is THE SAME as HIS. But even though I’ve been his aide for the last two years and saved his life five times, he had the AUDACITY to ask me to investigate where his daughter went.

When I was eleven, my mother k****ed herself. Father immediately packed me up and sent me to live with my aunt. As soon as his carriage was out of sight, she started abusing me. Dragging me by my hair, hitting me… she threw hot coals in my face and burned me pretty badly the first night I was there. I didn’t think the scars were bad enough to make me entirely unrecognizable to my family. But I guess they did. Or my father and twin brother are just incredibly stupid.

But the war is over, and Father returned to the capital to get Felix and me. When Aunt Karen said I’d run away, Father ordered me to find his daughter. He looked me dead in the eyes and told me to investigate what had happened to his daughter.

I tried to resolve it peacefully by resigning after I destroyed Aunt Karen by exposing everything she’d done in the last twenty years. But Father won’t let me go. He still calls me “Sir Mortuary” even though I attended the celebration ball in a dress, revealing that I’ve been a woman this whole time. Even though I’ve started dating the four most powerful men in the country. Even though Felix climbed out of his drunken stupor and finally recognized me. Everyone ELSE has figured it out. Why hasn't my father?!

Am I the a-hole for involving the whole city in my petty revenge against my father? Because I want to embarrass him. I want the truth to hit him like an avalanche. I want him to be so MORTIFIED by his stupidity that he retreats to some remote cave in our duchy and never shows his face again.

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I keep having to tear down extremely predatory/misleading Scien.tology flyers in my school's art building. This is the third fucking time I've ripped the fuckers up and I'm getting Real Fucking Tired of it.

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Me when i see a street cat 🐈

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Prompt #1133

"Would it kill you to put a little bit more effort into your appearance?"

"Why? So pricks like you will fall in love with me?"

"Already too late..."

"What?"

"What?"