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Everything you love is communist. Everything you love is fascist.

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Fuck it. Unhinged smash or pass. Spin the wheel.

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they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

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if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted

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*kisses my man’s knuckles like he is the whole world* what’s up bro

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If I tell you this is a horror dance number it still won't prepare you. That last move was so terrifying even the judge was like "Let go! Let go!" If you told me they're actually possessed I'd believe you.

The music is a remix of the song Mere Dholna from the Bollywood movie Bhool Bhulaiyya, a remake of the classic Malayalam horror-comedy Manichitrathazhu. It's about a young bride that seemingly becomes possessed of Manjulika, a dancer of the ancient royal court whose tragic death has turned her into a vengeful spirit, one who evokes the wrath of the goddess Durga Kali. In the iconic scene that is repeated across remakes, the groom and his family discover his bride dancing in the dead of night in a manic, disassociative fugue, wearing a moth-eaten dancer's costume and a face smeared in kohl, ash and vermilion. She's hallucinating that she's Manjulika dancing carefree for the court with her lover. The upbeat music is deliberately incongruous with the pathos and creepiness of the scene in reality, especially as it crescendos in the bride's head to the moment when the king decapitates Manjulika's beloved in a fit of jealous rage.

This specific number is by the all-male troupe B Unique, performed for the Indian reality talent contest Hunabaarz. It's a modern fusion based on Bharatnatyam that turns up the creep factor by 200% and is basically a showcase of contortionism and synchronicity. One of the most perfectly choreographed and executed dances I have ever seen. Truly incredible!

The group is still taking their work across the world's talent shows. And yes, that guy is hypermobile enough to do that with his neck. XD

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Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

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"at least the world will end faggily"

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I need the people who aren't in my discord to know that the primary method of theorising about future book plot points on the discord is to come up with a bunch of ideas and reject all the ones that "aren't fucked up enough, this is Derin" until they end up with the most fucked up sounding 2 or 3 options to consider

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hi can we play staring and breathing together

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both the mythbusyers died today trying to parry a repeating crossbow

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Customer: :3 DMV: SILLY Verdict: DENIED