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y'know even the way you slam your penis in the car door is arguably fascist

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customer was a shitlib, and treatlerite. one night she orders grubhub, drunker than usual. kamala harris had lost the election. i delivered chipotle as a male driver. she didn't like that. not. one. bit.

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he had a face not even an almond could milk

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A demon simply called The Brother. It doesn't have siblings or any family, and it's ambiguous whether that creature itself is even male at all. It just keeps turning everything and everyone into broth.

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Happy black cat day!!

Here are some black cats I've drawn through the years

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can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

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pretty much the only good thing about the paper of record anymore, the crossword

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"a genus of new world pigs" sounds like something rage against the machine might call the american capitalist class. but in fact it refers to the humble javelina

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Remembered the guy I met who had a hammer and sickle tattoo directly above his dick and he was so proud of it bc "I can flash it in a sexy way or I can grow out my pubes for employment reasons." Doubled over trying not to laugh too loudly and almost threw up

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The Next Generation Delivery Vehicle that the USPS ordered is legit the most fucked up thing you'll ever see in your life.

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This might be Derek Guy's greatest masterpiece.

(The Twitter thread is probably easier to read and easier to look at the images, but I wanted to make sure it got preserved. Images are the tweets.)

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this fucking picture i accidentally took