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"She is my scar."
I fear this was the gayest line in cinematic history.
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Barba: I think I'm in love with Liv.
Amanda: Congratulations. You're officially the last to know.
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JJ: what state do i live in? constant anxiety.
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i could go hours, days, weeks without talking to another human being
- megan fox
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Rossi: The task was to “Steal the Most Impressive Thing Possible”
Penelope: Emily, what did you bring in?
Emily: I stole Hotch’s wife. Come on in Haley.
*Haley enters the room and gives Emily a hug*
Emily: We went on a date. We had a magical time. I stole her heart.
*Everyone laughs*
Emily: Do you find that amusing, Derek?
Derek: I think that’s impressive.
Emily: You know what else is impressive? I also stole your girl.
*Savannah enters and gives Emily a kiss on the cheek and everyone laughs again*
Emily: Will, were you laughing?
Will: No, I don’t laugh
Emily: Oh, okay. Well it’s probably good that you weren’t laughing because I also took your wife.
*JJ enters and kisses Emily on the lips*
Will: *shocked pikachu face*
Emily: Oh and I’m not actually giving her back, JJ’s mine now. You should have taken better care of her I guess 🤷♀️
Emily: Reid and Garcia, I didn’t have the heart to do that to you guys
Reid: I’d like to see you try to steal my non-existent girlfriend
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emily: door kicker
derek: death faker.
emily:
emily: YOU MOTHER–
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Penelope, near a sink: hey, Luke?! can you tell me if this water feels warm?
Luke: ... sure? *holds hand under running faucet water*
Luke: yeah, i’d say it’s warm.
Penelope: great!
Penelope: i need lukewarm water.
Penelope: now, i have official Luke-warm water.
Luke:
Luke: i’m not even gonna lie that’s kind of funny.
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derek: burning sage and emily’s talking about it’s “irritating her skin”
derek: yeah i bet it is, demon.
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that’s what we deserve after all those years.💓
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i know everyone wants greys to be over but think about the gays how will they cope without amelia shepherd
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