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Kirsten Vangsness & Adam Rodriguez at Empire Conventions
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Luke: it’s on the news right now. they’re saying a cop got shot and the suspect fled.
Emily, scoffs: i’m not a cop. i’m a supervisory special agent- A DOUBLE AGENT.
Emily: if i’m gonna get shot, the least they could do is get my title right.
JJ: do you want to get in the ambulance already?
Emily, bleeding: no, actually, i’d rather go argue with that reporter.
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PATRICK JANE & TERESA LISBON Bloodshot
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Temperance Brennan | 8x22 - The Party in the Pants
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Emily: at what age did you stop believing in Santa Claus? for me, it was six.
JJ: six.
Derek: eight.
Spencer: four but i pretended until seven.
Hotch: seven.
Penelope, teary eyed: … what?
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💚❤️💚 Merry Christmas ❤️💚❤️
EXT. THE ROSSI MANSION DECORATED IN BRIGHT LIGHTS. HOLIDAY MUSIC PLAYS FROM WITHIN. SLOW ZOOM IN TROUGH THE FRONT DOOR. WE GLIDE THROUGH THE HALLS…
Emily: can you not push your elbow into my personal space?
MUSIC STOPS.
Derek: i’m not.
Emily: you are; keep your tree trunk of an arm on your side!
Penelope: just let me, please!
Spencer: no! i don’t want mistletoe hanging from my hat! you don’t understand the social implications this will have on me!
Penelope: you’re a cute- and quite frankly-lonely eligible bachelor! i need to!
Spencer: then go to Rossi!
JJ, smiling: three years ago, we put coal in Michael and Henry’s stocking, just as a little gag, you know. *laughing* they did not like it!
Hotch: *laughs* oh, just last year, i did that to Jack!
Hotch, smiling: but the joke was on me because he had the same idea and put coal in my stocking *laughs*
Matt, smiling: let’s just say we spent Rossi’s mortgage on christmas this year with our sixteen kids. should have just gone with the coal.
Tara: wow, these gingerbreads really took a number. you know who this one looks like? *she points at the most unsightly gingerbread-man*
Luke: hm. let me guess. mY mOM?
Tara: well. if you insist.
Luke:
INT. WE ZOOM OF OUT OF THE MANSION.
EXT. WE SEE ROSSI WITH A SOFT SMILE ON HIS FACE —
Rossi: ah, yes. the greatest gift of all…
ROSSI SITS- ALONE. ON THE BACKYARD PATIO, SIPPING A SPIKED HOLIDAY DRINK—
Rossi: silence.
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Rossi: … …
Rossi: what am i doing?
ROSSI GETS UP, DRINK IN HAND, GOES INSIDE— HE SEES DEREK, EMILY, SPENCER, PENELOPE, MATT, JJ, HOTCH, TARA, LUKE— AND ABSORBS THE LIVELY ENERGY OF HIS FAMILY.
INT. MUSIC PLAYS AGAIN.
WE ZOOM BACKWARDS, TAKING IN THE ENTIRE SPACE SO WE SEE EVERYONE AT ONCE AND THEN— FADE TO BLACK.
————————— merry christmas ————————
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Emily, crying laughing: JJ was on a conference call and I just heard her say the words “which part of the ‘No’ did you not understand - the ‘nuh’ part or the ‘oh’ part?”
Emily: She’s out here rejecting bureaucrats the same way she tells Michael and Henry they can’t have snacks 😂
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I guess the awkwardness of a first time is true even in a world with magic and talking beasts huh
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