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DEATHMATCH PREDICTIONS:

TKWDLM!KAI vs PAUL MATTHEWS - Kai beats his ass. i fully believe paul has never seen the inside of a gym. Lanky ass white boy GET FUCKED!!!

HALF INFECTED!KAI vs EMMA PERKINS - Emma gets her. I think kai’d let it happen. Girlie wants to die

INFECTED!KAI vs INFECTED!PAUL - not too sure about this one. this is pokey playing with his barbies here

BK!KAI vs HANNAH FOSTER - I think kai could drop kick a child if the situation called for it

HEY MELISSA!KAI vs MELISSA vs TED SPANKOFFSKI - Ted drop kicks kai and melissa beats his ass. Thank you.

F&A!KAI vs EMDROID vs PAUL23 - Paul23 and Emdroid whine monologue about how they can’t hurt their kid. Kai does not give a fuck and beats their asses.

RR!KAI vs POWELL/POKEY - Not sure. Kai does cannonically punch him, but she also dies

WW!KAI vs BILL WOODWARD vs ALICE WOODWARD - Not sure. this fight didn’t have a cannonical winner

MI!KAI vs SAM SWEETLY - LET KAI HUMBLE HIS ASS‼️‼️‼️

AC!KAI vs GIRL JERI - i think kai could take her

FFT!KAI vs MISS HOLLOWAY - i think kai couldn’t win. thats her boss i dont think she could do it

WOL!KAI vs WIGGLY - I THINK SHE COULD I THINK SHE COULD SHW CANNONICALLY PUNCHES HIM I THINK SHE COULD DO IT

SD!KAI vs TINKY - Kai is FAR too traumatized to fight. Tinky wins.

NPMK!KAI vs MAX JÄGERMAN - This goes down likw NPMK: Kai kicks him in the balls and then she befriends him with a snickers bar.

ABSURDLY HORNY!KAI vs BOY JERRY - She doesn’t even have to fight him. She just says so much horny bullshit it fucking disintegrates him. Like a pilgrim eating a sour patch kid.

STARCHILD!KAI vs GARY GOLDSTEIN - GUYS GARY IS FUCKED. THAT IS LITERALLY GOD.

KAI DEAN vs CHARLOTTE SWEETLY - It ends with charlotte adopting dean. i think they deserve it. charlotte w?

POKAITHO vs PROFESSOR HENRY HIDGENS - no fucking clue how this one ends? maybe with hidgens letting himself lose bc pokaitho said she’d put on working boys for him. idk. theater kid battle!

UNINGTON!KAI vs PETER SPANKOFFSKI - SUSPENDERS BATTLE! anyways. petes fucking dying. sorry bro. that shake weight is NOT helping you out.

HIGH AS BALLS!KAI vs LUMBERAXE - IT ENDS WITH FRIENDSHIP AND WEED!!!

@SHXWSTXPPER!KAI vs THE BITCHASS OWL FROM THE WAYLON PLACE - SHE BETTER FUCKING WIN. FUCK THAT OWL.

HAPPY ENDING!KAI vs SOLOMON LAUTER - Kai could take him. Especially emotionally stable happy kai.

THE WAYLON SQUATTER vs THE HOMELESS MAN - i honestly dint know. i added this match bc i wanted them to suffer.

ROTTEN!KAI vs DOUGLAS ‘DUKE’ KEANE - Kai gets rehomed. Duke W.

ANIME!KAI vs RICHIE LIPSCHITZ - He’s distracted and then BOOM. he dies.

LOVEBUG!KAI vs RUTH FLEMING - Ruth gets a clingy Gf! The affection kills lovebug. Ruth W. but is it really?

SCENE!KAI vs STEPHANIE LAUTER - Idk. maybe theyd just befriend each other.

EVIL!KAI vs GRACE CHASITY - The power of christ isn’t helping you here, grace.

EGO!KAI vs LINDA MONROE - They’d insult eachother before kai just fucking punches her in the boobs.

CABINET!KAI vs FRANK PRICELY - Let the zombie arcade girl win :(

KAI WITH A GUN vs SHEILA YOUNG - Kai has a gun. Sheila also has a gun. the guns aren’t loaded, but they can whack eachother with the guns. not sure who wins.

SUAVE CAFE!KAI vs NIBBLY - She just keeps feeding him. i feel as though this is a tie

KAI WITH HER CRUTCHES vs BLINKY - KAI BEATS HIS ASS

KAI WITH A KNIFE vs GENERAL MCNAMARA - Kai gets excited to stab someone, realizes its her uncle, and cries. McNamara has to comfort her. McNamara W?

9 YEAR OLD!KAI vs INFECTED!BILL vs HEY MELISSA!TED - Kai bites teds ankles, he drop kicks her imto traffic, bill kills him. thank youuu

SLEEBY DEEBY!KAI vs BECKY BARNES - Becky lets her sleep. Becky W.

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THE KAI DREW DEATHMATCH!

In NMK S1, E6 - Miss Ingénue, it’s shown that Kai Drew can canonically beat up most, if not all, of Hatchetfield in a physical fight.

and i REALLY wanted to see that.

so what better way than a deathmatch?

with over 36 different versions of Kai and various Hatchetfield characters, we’re putting their physical prowess to the test with various polls where YOU determine the outcome!

Who will be crowned the strongest Hatchetfield Character? What version of Kai is the strongest? We’ll find out!

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