kaestralblades
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26 • it/she/he • vrchat, discord: kaestralblades • aluminum fiol truther • im the nunger one FUCK fan • straight but like in the gay guy way and also i am bisexual • proud owner of a 1984 honda cervix • my last name is website
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kaestralblades · 14 hours ago
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In case you're not on the shitass site and you wanna see it
Anyone: H-
Me: The guy who shot osama bin laden wants to keep young college twinks as sex slaves and then cannibalize them
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kaestralblades · 14 hours ago
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Anyone: H-
Me: The guy who shot osama bin laden wants to keep young college twinks as sex slaves and then cannibalize them
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kaestralblades · 2 days ago
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nothing bottom jeans and boots with the nothing
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kaestralblades · 4 days ago
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normal thursday night
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kaestralblades · 6 days ago
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the material content makeup may be different but on a metaphysical level a microwave chciken sandwich tastes jhust the same as a white person gringo taco. you cannot challenge me on this bc i know my hisorhy
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kaestralblades · 11 days ago
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Unmute !
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kaestralblades · 11 days ago
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based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol
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kaestralblades · 12 days ago
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Things cats were right about all along:
Fuck staying hydrated by drinking enough water - eat! more! wet! food! (watermelon, cucumbers, SOUP!)
Feels great to be really high up in your house where you can see the whole place (loft bed loft bed loft bed loft bed!)
Express yourself as clearly as possible when people are touching you and you don't want them to.
Optional, but you can also express yourself clearly when your people are not touching you and you want them to.
Sometimes it's important to just go "hmm. actually, I don't care" and wander off.
You don't have to be the strongest or toughest to defend yourself, it's enough to just be difficult enough to not be worth the trouble.
Ghosts will eventually leave if you stare at them for long enough.
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kaestralblades · 12 days ago
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i am a tortured soul
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kaestralblades · 12 days ago
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the material content makeup may be different but on a metaphysical level a microwave chciken sandwich tastes jhust the same as a white person gringo taco. you cannot challenge me on this bc i know my hisorhy
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kaestralblades · 12 days ago
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#pilkforpride
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kaestralblades · 12 days ago
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what if we gave elon musk a uterus so he could get pregenant
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kaestralblades · 13 days ago
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do you think if a god named theiur darlingest son crunchwrap. the world could see a beaitufl day again
[6:49 PM]i want to believe int he inherent beauty of nature but the winds keep harshing my vibe
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kaestralblades · 13 days ago
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work was hard today essentially
if ur down with the gender u need to control that shit. u need to tame it. its kudzu. you can find its natural habitat but dont let it stray too far. youre worthful and meaningful in th e eyes of a kind god and there's nothing you can do
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kaestralblades · 13 days ago
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i dont know what i'm doing. words taste good in my tongue and the day has been weary
Message #chaos-frenzy-zone
if you like this post put a coin in my hat and a sprinkle in my stinkle
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kaestralblades · 13 days ago
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every day i come on this site and commit my name to beautiful fresstyle peotry and every day i am tortured by the slience of a crowd forever scorning
if ur down with the gender u need to control that shit. u need to tame it. its kudzu. you can find its natural habitat but dont let it stray too far. youre worthful and meaningful in th e eyes of a kind god and there's nothing you can do
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kaestralblades · 13 days ago
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if ur down with the gender u need to control that shit. u need to tame it. its kudzu. you can find its natural habitat but dont let it stray too far. youre worthful and meaningful in th e eyes of a kind god and there's nothing you can do
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