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The subtle satire of putting your MacBook in an air fryer and turning it to full blast

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(via Obsolete Sony (@ObsoleteSony) / X)

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porter: uhm... if ur disappointed in me... u should knock urself out XD im taylor swift ;D

madeon: I FEEL NOTHING. THERE IS A HOLE WHERE I SHOULD BE ALL I AM IS ANGER AS I SIT STARING AT MY DAW. I FUCKING HATE MUSIC. IF THESE NOTES WERE A THROAT I COULD STRANGLE, I WOULD KEEP GOING UNTIL IT WASN'T FUCKING BREATHING. I WOULD SLIT THIS MELODY'S WRISTS OPEN. IM GOING TO DESTROY MY OWN SOUL WITH MY OWN BARE FUCKING BARE HANDS

my spotify just threw me the insane double billing of SMILE :D right after 12122017 (Celine)

which feels like the sonic equivalent of asking a little old lady to give a feel good speech to schoolchildren right after a drunk guy stumbled on stage and read off his suicide note

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my spotify just threw me the insane double billing of SMILE :D right after 12122017 (Celine)

which feels like the sonic equivalent of asking a little old lady to give a feel good speech to schoolchildren right after a drunk guy stumbled on stage and read off his suicide note

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In case you're not on the shitass site and you wanna see it

Anyone: H-

Me: The guy who shot osama bin laden wants to keep young college twinks as sex slaves and then cannibalize them

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Anyone: H-

Me: The guy who shot osama bin laden wants to keep young college twinks as sex slaves and then cannibalize them

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nothing bottom jeans and boots with the nothing

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normal thursday night

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the material content makeup may be different but on a metaphysical level a microwave chciken sandwich tastes jhust the same as a white person gringo taco. you cannot challenge me on this bc i know my hisorhy

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Unmute !

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based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol

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Things cats were right about all along:

Fuck staying hydrated by drinking enough water - eat! more! wet! food! (watermelon, cucumbers, SOUP!)

Feels great to be really high up in your house where you can see the whole place (loft bed loft bed loft bed loft bed!)

Express yourself as clearly as possible when people are touching you and you don't want them to.

Optional, but you can also express yourself clearly when your people are not touching you and you want them to.

Sometimes it's important to just go "hmm. actually, I don't care" and wander off.

You don't have to be the strongest or toughest to defend yourself, it's enough to just be difficult enough to not be worth the trouble.

Ghosts will eventually leave if you stare at them for long enough.

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i am a tortured soul

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the material content makeup may be different but on a metaphysical level a microwave chciken sandwich tastes jhust the same as a white person gringo taco. you cannot challenge me on this bc i know my hisorhy

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#pilkforpride

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what if we gave elon musk a uterus so he could get pregenant