kaestralblades
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26 • it/she/he • vrchat, discord: kaestralblades • aluminum fiol truther • im the nunger one FUCK fan • straight but like in the gay guy way and also i am bisexual • proud owner of a 1984 honda cervix • my last name is website
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kaestralblades · 2 days ago
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im on the verge of tears because i thought this anger management app ad was seriously trying to advertise itself as “duolingo for a raging boner”
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kaestralblades · 3 days ago
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looks like i have a new sidequest
guys im looking for a new dedicated VR router because mien is giving me issues and i cant. i cant do this. i cahnt do tihs
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i might have to quit this hobby
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kaestralblades · 3 days ago
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guys im looking for a new dedicated VR router because mien is giving me issues and i cant. i cant do this. i cahnt do tihs
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i might have to quit this hobby
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kaestralblades · 3 days ago
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guys im looking for a new dedicated VR router because mien is giving me issues and i cant. i cant do this. i cahnt do tihs
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i might have to quit this hobby
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kaestralblades · 3 days ago
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Pls donate to this person <3 I've talked to them before and they are great. Also I love how they draw silly lil vocasynths
Emergency Comms and Etsy Shop sale bc I have a really big hospital bill to pay off!
(35% off from now until 1/1/25 on Etsy and Ko-Fi)
https://ko-fi.com/maskedmewtwo/commissions
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kaestralblades · 3 days ago
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Emergency Comms and Etsy Shop sale bc I have a really big hospital bill to pay off!
(35% off from now until 1/1/25 on Etsy and Ko-Fi)
https://ko-fi.com/maskedmewtwo/commissions
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kaestralblades · 3 days ago
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I had this dream I saw this listicle and it went something like
"TOP 40 PICTURES OF CHAPPELL ROAN YOUVE PROBABLY NEVER SEEN
SHE GETS SO SO HUNGRY AND EATS 90 FANS' WALLETS"
And the attached photo was a GIF of her on her knees shoveling things into her mouth like some sort of beast
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kaestralblades · 6 days ago
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kaestralblades · 6 days ago
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knee-deep-in-that-mud-feeling-my-emotions-the-world-we-live-in-is-beautiful@gay-farmer-with-a-go.pro
someone try sending an email to this address i wanna test somth
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kaestralblades · 7 days ago
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kaestralblades · 9 days ago
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UR BISEUXAL???? I THOUGHT U WERE GAY
finding out you're bi and married to another man didn't phase me at all. finding out that you're buff hit me like a semi-truck
Im a pathetic weekling
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kaestralblades · 10 days ago
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kaestralblades · 11 days ago
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in serious news, after posting manically yesterday my mood kinda immediately cratered and i started feeling suicidal thoughts again so im not really happy right now. coping mechanisms only work when they're making you cope
sorry ghamers the post machine got shut off this morning. they said its taken too many lives
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kaestralblades · 11 days ago
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sorry ghamers the post machine got shut off this morning. they said its taken too many lives
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kaestralblades · 11 days ago
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“We do terrible things for the people we love. Stop asking why. Start asking who.”
Orphan Black, season 3 (2015).
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kaestralblades · 11 days ago
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kaestralblades · 11 days ago
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vortigaunts are so badass yet goofy at the same time you hear them say some cool shit like "let this war end in either total victory or our extinction" and then you see one wearing a lab coat with a name tag and everything
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