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You've been isekai'd into a fictional setting. Spin this wheel to find out which one.

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this is very much not the stuff I usually post but I just wanted to say that I partly found out I was asexual because when I was in middle-school our sex ed teacher told us we would grow up and have sexual relationships "whether we liked it or not" (horrible wording) and younger me took that as meaning I would be forced into it.

So I obsessively made up possible future excuses in my head to get out of sleeping with someone, and most of them revolved around joining a religion where I would be required to take a vow of chastity (I didn't know what I was talking about), so that I never had to be sexual with anyone (I was not religious and was also like 10 years old) uhhhh

anyways, I found out later that I could just not lol

I wonder if any other aces have had similar sorts of things happen??

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Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

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Novakid

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Can we stop using "still lives with their parents" or "unemployed" or "doesn't have a drivers license" or "didn't graduate high school" as an insult or evidence that someone is a bad person? Struggling with independence or meeting milestones is not a moral failing.

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no matter how far i get in my healing journey i think i’ll always need the occasional 14 hrs of gaming day

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princess celestia human ☀️ my FAVORITE princess ofc

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AuDHD is so funny sometimes like what do you mean my hyperfixations/special interests will last for years on end or possibly forever but they will cycle out every month or two with absolutely no transitional period or warning. like i will think about the same topic every day obsessively for 46 days in a row and on the 47th day with no visible cause adhd brain goes "ok! bored of that now" and autism brain goes "dw i got something queued up for ya" and i blast into full blown obsession on some other topic whose mental file folders haven't opened in 9 months. brain's out here treating hyperfixations like a crop rotation. once the dopamine runs out it cycles in another one but once something's in the rotation it never ever leaves. last summer we brought in one from when i was 11. it's so funny to me but frustrating too bc like. i cannot stress enough my inability to predict or control this. or how completely abrupt and random it can be

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au i made up where ford and mcgucket build a supercomputer together and then everything bad happens

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Oh my god. I need to share another story of my new friend making today. So my friends husband says, very casually, as we’re about to leave for the ren faire, “Yeah, it’s like my story about fucking a chicken.”

And of the four people present I was the only one who was shocked. The others all nodded as if to say, yes yes, we know, the chicken fucking.

So he explained, when a progressive person is analyzing a behavior they will typically use the metric, Harm/No Harm. They may not like things in the No Harm category but they wouldn’t object.

Conversely, a more conservative mindset used something like eight metrics. Authority/No Authority Moral/Not Moral, things like that.

So, he posited if you want to sound out someone’s mindset (and you’re willing to live with the repercussions) you can ask: if a man buys a dead chicken from the store, cleans it thoroughly, then fucks it, and then eats it himself…?

I listened in dawning horror, both rapt and disgusted. But into the growing pause I whispered, “No harm…” because it really has no effect on me or anyone else if a man fucks a dead chicken. I don’t like it, I think he’s a weird dude, but like. That’s his dick. But a more conservative person will hear that and object on moral grounds despite not being harmed.

It’s been haunting me all day, so please enjoy.

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In a world of superpowers there has to be people who choose not to be heroes or villains or vigilantes

“Yeah, I can technically fly, but it’s too much of a hassle. Filing a flight plan takes just as long as driving…”

“I don’t even get WHY laser eyes rank so high up, it’s not like they’re very useful unless you’re trying to destroy a building…can’t even cut vegetables with them without slicing the counter.”

“I know invulnerability would be incredible for a hostage negotiator, but I want to be a baker! Would it be a ‘better use’ of my power to you if I don’t use oven mitts?!”

“Please stop calling, just because I can run fast doesn’t mean I even want to run in the first place. Besides isn’t super speed outlawed in the Olympics? Not yet? Well it should be!”

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i really love when a character, calmly and completely earnestly, is like i’m not important, i’m no one really, just a blade that people use and throw away. no one remembers me for long after i leave their life. and then you look at the evidence and it turns out that every person who meets them becomes permanently obsessed with them, for better and for worse, and the character has somehow completely missed this fact

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Hey how come the truck automatically locks when it explodes and bursts into flames

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and while we're on the subject of luigi mangione, FREE NATHAN MAHONEY (who stabbed his company's CEO during a meeting)! the reason you may not have heard this name is because the police clearly do not want to make the same mistake they did with Mangione by allowing him to become a symbol. let's show our support for Nathan Mahoney, who looks exactly how he should in his mugshot— proud of himself