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Being obsessed with your own ocs is so so good for you i seriously can't recommend it enough

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You know the autonomous train to the surface in TF One? What if they only wanted you to think it was autonomous...

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My little dark age

Cover for my D16/Megatron playlist

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few things more humbling than the realization that you really do write the same fic(s) over and over again

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Toxic gay war criminals

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do not speak the name of god

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people will see a fandom thing and be like "why isn't this a fanfic" "why is there no fanfic about this" my brother in christ, because you're not writing it

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Starscream being cunty and making Megatron useful. Enjoy me working on the leg for a few hours in the time lapse.

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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

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My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

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its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this

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Back when I thought I was a cis girl and had the standard long Mormon girl hair, this sort of thing happened to me all the time. Although once I remember I was in the dark, and so I did a little sweep of my arm. Standard procedure, just to prove to my brain that there's nothing there since I can't see it.

To my horror, instead I felt a squishy little crunch beneath my fingers instead of, say, lint. There was in fact a bug on me. I mean, not anymore, I killed it by accident (and it had a lot of bug guts too so that was annoying to clean)

Anyway, I think the anxiety is less about a bug being on you, and more that it was on your skin (MADE to detect things!), you didn't notice it until that point, at which point it catches your body by surprise (triggering the alarm if you will).

Number of times my body is freaking out and going "oh god there's an insect on your arm!": only when I have long hair!

Length of time I've had long hair: approximately 22 years

Number of times I've actually had an insect of some kind of me: maybe twice in all those years

Amount I'm scared of insects: not really any at all? I'd just brush it off. I grew up on a farm, bugs were everywhere.

Amount my anxiety has learned from this: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

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I hate living under the panopticon :( my tummy hurts :(

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Today is 11/11

or 11/11 if you are using a completely fucking barbaric system of keeping track of dates