The real question is who does the grocery shopping in Orochimaru’s hideout
aka kabuto has the worst roommates
naruto
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i am honestly sick of all of the snake kin propaganda that is shoved in my face around this place
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no sasuke i do not want to see your fursona
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sasuke: kabuto can we stop at mcdonalds
kabuto: orochimaru is making dinner
sasuke with tears in his eyes: i hate this fucking family
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dear diary
often times o*rochimaru’s sad wailing wakes me in the middle of the night but ever since sasuke moved in i can’t differentiate between the crying.
im starting to believe that sasuke is more of a tuesday/thursday crier and orochim*ru is every other day of the week
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hi dont speak to me unless your name starts with b and ends with ooks and i mean books because they are the only reliable friends in my life currently
dont @ me or*chimaru
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