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some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board
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any computer people wanna explain how the hell this works
it wont let me do shit bc i apparently have 81 gigs of apps clogging my c drive, but my largest app is 0.4gb?????? its not system applications either because system is its own segment of storage. wadda hell are you talking about
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this is my son he is five years old a foot tall and covered in hair
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My sister coukdnt remember what jerma was called and proceeded to say "who's that weird guy you watch. On twitch. You know the guy who slapped himself. Sigma."
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We've lost a lot to the onslaught of enshittification but I can think of none more brazen than Discord getting rid of the send button
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Game: Describe yourself ONLY with pictures you have, you CANNOT search or download new pictures.
Thank u for the tag @iamthedamndonutdrawcat :))))









No pressure tags: @occluminary @elmoswunder @megkuna
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7 more minutes im gonna vomit
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hungover and on three screens of ticketmaster to get these tickets
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Just fought for my life over a mint aero bar in the vending machine
#this is so not funny rn wtf#i am so tiredtjat my social anxiety is coming nack#vik complains#life is like a saw trap#i choose death my canteen cutlery thanks
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My watch buzzing telling me to 'lets get moving!' Like arent u supposed to know when im asleep
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