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a birthday gift for my friend ^^

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templars helping mages escape their towers before the rite of annulment is performed

fugitive mages helping renegade templars come off their lyrium addiction

both sides working  together and needing each other to end the war

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the lamb

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Hawke, at the Winter Palace: who the fUCK—

Josephine: Champion, please!

Hawke: oh shit, sorry. Um… *looks at varric* …whomst?

Varric: 👌

Hawke: whomst the fUCK—

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Noctis: Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it ;) ;) ;)

Ignis, only half listening: You don't know how to use a lawn mower

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how many toes you got?

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vine compilation titles then: OMG EPIC FAIL VINES 2015 😂😂😂 | SUBSCRIBE FOR A FREE IPHONE 6

vine compilation titles now: vines for when you want to forget about the trauma caused by your father leaving you when you were 3 years old

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here’s a picture of me doing blood magic

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im like skyrim npc:

i tell the same bullshit over and over again

sometimes when you try to interact with me, i am about to respond but then i just stare at you with my mouth open and go home to sleep

mostly i wont talk unless interacted with but sometimes when i notice you, i give you unwanted lecture about bullshit you could not care any less about

if you do one specific low effort nice thing to me, you can marry me

i eat bread nonstop

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[ AGGRESSIVELY FALLS IN LOVE WITH A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER ]

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Lambert: So Vesemir sneezed earlier and I accidentally said 'shut the fuck up' instead of 'bless you'.

Geralt: How do you accidentally say 'shut the fuck up'?

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Judge: You’re sentenced to death. You’ll be hung.

Yennefer from the back: HE’S ALREADY HUNG.

Geralt: Your honor uncuff me so I can high-five my wife.

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I do not wish to suffer any longer… but I fear there will be cold and darkness, until… there’s nothing at all.

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He knew those wild, black curls and the obsidian star on a velvet ribbon. What he didn’t know and had never seen before was the face. It was a face of rage and fury, the face of the goddess of vengeance, destruction and death.

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oh, new Iorveth’s Gwent card is so cute