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“i asked chatgpt-” okay well I asked Dan Howell and he said we need to get off the sea
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"the phandom ruined their friendship"
"they hated their fans back then"
dnp: "are the people who watched us 12 years ago still here 🥺"
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i've had this image made for awhile and whenever dan seems excited for a sponsor i dredge it up again
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this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont
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I'm so happy Phil got twink. Legitimately so beautiful
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it’s so funny remembering that dnp were like actual red carpet celebrities at one point. the fucking leap between their bbc radio personas and them now spans three generations and one alternate dimension. who the fuck are those people and why were they interviewing fall out boy
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ok pinterest fuck you too then

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DEVASTATING parallel I just noticed.


give me about 10 business days to recover
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big fan of characters who look cool and tough and stoic but only because theyre internally thinking "fuckkk what do i say. how do i make friends. they didnt teach me how to do that in sword school."
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My favorite thing in the world is when Dan makes fun of his own poshness 🤣🤣
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Modern baseball are so awesome go buy something off their bandcamp today (Aug 15) and the money goes to helping Palestinian children. It's pay what you want so even if you don't donate to anything usually you could literally go pay a dollar.
Also obviously free Palestine, it's good that aid can get in a bit more now but Israel still greatly limits it (I believe the only aid getting in is by air with trucks still being stopped). Hopefully soon the genocide will end, personally I am ashamed of my (UK) governments involvement but it is good to see a lot of world governments are changing their tune on it even if it is tragically far too slowly.
Not many people will see this I'm sure but hopefully at least someone will see and go donate plus you're gonna get like a nice mobo mp3 out of it so there's no downsides.
Stop killing children.
Peace and love have a good day gang.
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we/us pronouns so strong they are calling their relationship with eddie and volt a throuple as if there isn't 4 bodies present
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"but they arent gay" OF COURSE they are IDIOT theyre RED AND BLUE
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There is truly something beautiful about watching two visibly homosexual losers who have been in a fucking-whatever-ship for 15 years tear down every single thing a fuckable household object says together and then wonder why the household object hates them
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occasionally I am struck dumb by the sublime beauty of the world in the small moments, you know?
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