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Cooking Sentence Starters

“Wow! I didn’t know you could cook.” “This tastes amazing!” “Did you follow a recipe?” “Do you need a taste tester?” “Can I have some of that?” “Wait, wait. You made this for me?” “This is really delicious.” “Can I get some of the leftovers? Please?” “Why haven’t you opened your own restaurant?” “Could I get the recipe?” “You’ve got to tell me how to make this!” “Can I get seconds?” “Yeah! More, please!” “I kinda feel bad for eating it. It’s like art!” “Wait, this needs to go on Instagram!” “Oh man. I couldn’t eat another bite!” “My compliments to the chef~” “This is the best meal I’ve ever had!” “These flavors blend perfectly together!” “Mm, I love savory / sweet / spicy / etc. dishes!” “I wish I could have your cooking every day.” “This is way to sweet / sour / bitter / spicy / etc.!” “Hrm… I think it needs more salt/sugar/spice/etc..” “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t tell you, but I’m allergic to ____.” “No, it’s fine! Just a little burnt on the bottom, that’s all.” “It’s definitely an…interesting texture.” “Oh, I already ate.” “What do you mean? It’s…it’s great! Really!” “I’m sorry, I really can’t eat this…” “It’s inedible, frankly.” “Hey, don’t worry! You’ll do better next time.” “Please follow the recipe next time.” “Yeah, no, baking is not your thing.” “Just stick to using the microwave, okay?” “I mean it’s not the worst thing I’ve had…” “Whoa! This is seriously undercooked!” “If I get salmonella from this or something…”

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   I WAS GOOD ON MY OWN, THAT’S THE WAY IT WAS.

ARIENNE YOUN. 1996. ARTIST. ( like. follow. reblog for an inbox starter. )

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(will be doing a little modifications to xiao! replies will be delayed!)

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"can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend."

bad idea starters ⇢ ACCEPTING!

  ❛ Hm, that sounds possible but is it a smart idea Sanghan? I remember I saw someone make a grilled cheese sandwich using only a toaster. Let me just tell you, it was really messy and they had to go replace because the burnt cheese got hard. We should try it though since we’ll be out in the woods for a while. ❜ If the two could win an award, they would probably win the laziest couple in Seoul. Xiao decided it was time to have a spontaneous trip, after all the stress and exams maybe spending time out doors would be a nice change for the duo. Oddly enough, there were a few outlet plugs to do their little experiment. Grabbing her straightener, she began to rub her hands together before plugging the cord into the outlet and began to wait for it to heat up. ❛ This might be the best thing ever, or we’re a bunch of losers with partly cooked bacon. Either way let’s do this I’m getting hungry. ❜

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flower fairy xiao 🌷

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❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

bad idea starters ⇢ ACCEPTING!

   ❛ Vernon—I know that you’re an idol and all and times are super hectic at times, but why did you think calling me at four in the morning was a good idea? And why how on Earth did you get into my apartment. What if you do die and the cops find out! I don't want to go to jail in a foreign country let alone be the blame for you passing out any minute. ❜ Xiao yawned loudly as she rubbed one of her eyelids, her hair sticking in all different directions while she watched one of her newly aquatinted friend basically bounce all over her walls. Oh no, this wasn’t a good idea. Not one bit. At least watching him was entertaining but then again, she was half asleep when he barged in rambling on and on about how reality is a myth or how they should camp out where they filmed the Blair Witch Project which was a big no in her book. ❛ Well since you’re going to crash anytime soon, I guess you could stay here for a little bit until you wake up or until someone calls in missing person for you. ❜

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Almost. It’s a big word for me. I feel it everywhere. Almost home. Almost happy. Almost changed. Almost, but not quite. Not yet. Soon, maybe.

Joan Bauer

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❛ on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is ? ❜

bad idea starters ⇢ ACCEPTING!

    ❛ On a scale from one to ten? Probably a solid seven, it’s not like we’re hiding a dead body or smuggling a child. Now shush Holden, I need to concentrate and break us in. ❜ Of all the skills that Xiao could possibly pick up, this was most likely the strangest and most dangerous. She was definitely not the type to break into buildings especially one of the lecture halls but desperate times calls for desperate measures. While studying for their next exam, she suggested that they needed to take a break. After all, it was three in the morning and both of them needed another cup of coffee. She thought it was a good idea to just leave all their belongings in the room and well, one thing lead to another, which resulted in the two being locked out of their room. Luckily, she brought her wallet with her, which conveniently had a few hairpins that would hopefully get them back in before anyone notices. ❛ And we’re almost there…Can you please keep watch instead of patting my shoulder telling me to hurry up? You know that makes me go slower right? ❜

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leaves a flower here

Oh? Ah they’re so pretty, but do I get to know who sent them to me?

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I JUST WANT THE AUS GIMME THE AUS

we’re roommates and both had our own one night stands but i stole the last condom and holy crap you’re pregnant?? au

you’re a scholarship kid at a rich kid school and whoops you broke a really expensive vase and now you have to pay back your debt by joining the school’s host club au

we’re both contestants on a singing show like american idol or something and we should be rivals but hey you actually have an amazing voice au

there’s this new show coming out where they get two celebrities and have them fake marry each other and see what marriage life is like and oh look we’re both set up to be on it together au

you know what i’ll take my chances and help this poor wounded wolf and oh wow how cute it followed me home and OH WOULD U LOOK AT THAT IT’S A HUMAN NOW au

it’s really dark out but i’m walking in this very sketchy part of town anyway and oh my i’m surrounded by a gang but even bigger oh my the rival gang’s leader comes to my rescue and saves me au

you’re a foreign exchange student from somewhere and despite the language barrier and cultural differences i still think you’re hella cute au

the age difference isn’t that big au

we work at disneyland/world together and we play the matching characters au OR we work at disneyland/world and are part of the same staff (for the f/f/ and m/m plots) au

i’m a back up dancer for you, the celebrity’s, upcoming concert but our practices together are a lot more fun than expected au

this is only a creepy ass small town, twilight is fake, supernatural creatures aren’t         you’re a fucking vampire??? well shit au

this is the future. the world is even more corrupt than it already is. my family is hella rich and bought you as a slave for my birthday, but i’m actually one of the nicest ppl ever and i don’t wanna treat you like trash like everyone else does au

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"people are stupid today. i don't know if it's just today, maybe it's everyday. but i feel like they're especially stupid today."

    10:40AM ; Xiao could faintly hear her alarm go off as she rolled over to grab her phone and quickly turning it off. She promised herself that she would wake up early to do some chores around her little apartment, but her bed was so warm especially since it was so chilly outside. Grabbing her comforter, she crossed her arms together and somehow managed to wrap the whole blanket over her petite body. Ah, I don’t want to move. She smacked her lips together as she peered over at the frosted window, her eyes narrowing as she walked towards her closet. Xiao made a mental note to go grab some groceries from the nearest store, usually she wouldn’t mind but with days like these, she would much rather stay on her couch drinking hot coco while watching random films online.

    After freshening up and putting on well, decent clothes (ripped jeans, a plain t-shirt, and a gray hoodie) Xiao pulled her hair up into a ponytail before tossing her comforter back onto her bed before grabbing her keys and heading out. Luckily for her, the nearest grocery store was located right across her apartment. If this wasn’t convenient for Xiao she didn’t know what is. It took her less than five minutes to get to her destination but somehow she felt half of her body go numb from the cold. She made a mental note to bundle up more as she grabbed a cart to go shopping.

    Noodles, check. Tofu, check. Orange juice, check. Xiao mumbled quietly to herself as she made her way down to the produce section, each fruit placed perfectly on top of one another to make a pyramid. It wasn’t until she saw a man, probably around the same age as her run through all the stands and knocking them over. Well, that was different but also plain rude. ❛ People are stupid today. I don’t know if it’s just today, maybe it’s everyday. But I feel like they’re especially stupid today. ❜ Xiao let out a sigh as she turned her attention to the owner of the voice before nodding in agreement.

     ❛ Oh no, I feel you. Who does that unless they’ve gone completely bonkers. ❜

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bad idea starters.

❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜

❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜

❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜

❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜

❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜

❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜

❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜

❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜

❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜

❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜

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       ❝ he looks happy on the outside, but he is depressed on the inside. ❞ • each reblog gets a starter !

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(okay this is a goodnight call for me. i'll do replies tomorrow + please drop your aim if you want to chat!)

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                ➥ @jevnghan​ sent here.

     ❛ I sort of just watched the sugary coating cracked while it rolled away. You have no idea how sad I was though! I was going to blow the biggest bubble but then there’s always a possibility that I could’ve gotten it stuck in my hear you know. ❜ She grumbled to herself as she looked up at him before swatting his hand away to fix her hair. ❛ Hey you know this took a good fifteen minutes to make myself look decent! ❜ Xiao teased before rubbing her stomach. ❛ Can we go get food? All this talk is getting me hungry! ❜

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chwernobyl:

“of course I would but not in the wrong direction, or more like i would be like GO AHEAD AND KILL ME THEN YOU STUPID MOFO, I think it would be quite cool. I know right, like have you watched the new game the new Resident Evil 7? that was so cool, I wanna play it.”

      ❛ Oh god, please remind me not to be in a horror movie with you. Maybe I’ll sacrifice you first so I can get to safety. You know, not even the cops are useful in the movies! They either get killed or turn out to be the bad guy. I know about the game! I actually watched the whole play through so I know everything about it. ❜

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If I were capable of loving someone … it would be you.

Colleen Hoover, Ugly Love