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You know my favorite thing?

This:

When the royal demons go ape shit over their imp babies.

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Jinkx Monsoon for Vulture x

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Other people: wE dOn'T nEeD aNoThEr gOdFoRsAkEn hAnA-dAn rEmAkE

Me: *has watched every adaptation there is and thinks the rich tsundere falling in love with the poor heroine hits like a shot of cocaine everytime and is ready for the newest drug on the market*

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The Lost Boys (1987) ↬ Dwayne

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🔊 As requested by @oldonemaster 

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“Me, at the door when customers try to get in at closing time”

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Retail stories

Spooky shit happened to me at work 😱 I was walking down the asile to notify my boss we are clear of any unwanted customers.(We are close by this moment)When I was approaching the framing area,which is located at the back of the store, there was a certain sound that caught my attention.It sounded like someone was messing aroung in the farming area. Straight up was loud enough that made me think the lady that worked there was still in the store.Here is the kicker tho......she clocked out way before we closed. Framing lady was not a culprit for making that much noise. Knowing this I made sure it wasn't hideaway person or anything.Checking  the little place the lady makes frame was my only option that I don't wanna do. It's full of shit that is breakable and knowing how clumsy I can get. With caution I approched the area, I did the typical hello is there anybody here, no response. Well shit now I need to check the freaking area for anything who might hide there. Checking everyplace that a person or animal might hide at, nothing was there. No human or critters was on sight except my coworkers of course who was on the other side of the store. Not even close to the framing area so it was no way in hell them making that loud ass sound. My legs responed quicker that I thought. I ran all the way to the office scared outta of my mind. I told my coworker what happend they just said oh u meet it that's cool. Apparenty this not the first mister ghosty shows up to scare us.

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Happy Cinco de Mayo. 

Drink responsibly.

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spiderman: into the spiderverse has an post credits scene fools.

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They’re so dumb

Credit to @lonnielincoln

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Why didn’t they keep this scene

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Catch me tearing up over this deleted scene.

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“Assuming it’s okay with your two dads.”

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Happy Cinco de Mayo. 

Drink responsibly.

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Some of my fave moments from Parks & Rec

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this scene is so fucking funny

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Lmao me and Mac are the same @macdoesit