Bruce when Thor was simply saying they need a spaceship strong enough to withstand the geodetic strain form the singularity:
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You were the one who wanted to win and I just wanted a sister!
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Peter Parker being undercover af;
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My sister was arguing with her baby daddy/boyfriend who happens to be in jail at the moment on the phone today and she said
“I’m not about to argue with a Nigga who has a bed time.”
I screamed so loud I woke the baby up.
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