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I think people on Twitter should start telling Elon to beware the ides of march just for funsies
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Neither romantic nor sexual nor platonic but a secret fourth thing (bonded like stray cats who cannot be adopted separately)
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“Ariana Grande is in Fortnite!!” yeah well Billie Joe Armstrong is in Tony Hawk’s American Wasteland (2005)
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of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns
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best type of bands are the ones you can picture sleeping in one comically large bed tucked in all in a row with matching night gowns and caps before they all say good night :) to each other. and they have to make music too i guess
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No but seriously imagine it:
You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD does NOT come out and NOBODY is singing. Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing NOTHING along with NO ONE. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and start beating each other up
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"how do you get stuff done?" bitch with tears in my eyes 😭
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Have I worked out how to make polls yet?
Poll ends in, uhhh, the future?
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