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I am still fucking losing it at this tweet
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The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel
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olympic gold in hitting christian babies with a bat
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I’m so√﹀\_︿╱﹀╲/╲︿_/︺╲▁︹_/﹀\_︿╱▔︺\/\︹▁╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔╲▁︹_/﹀▔\⁄﹀\╱﹀▔︺\︹▁︿╱\╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔\︿╱\︿︹_/▔﹀\_︿╱▔︺\︹╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔\╱﹀╲▁︹_/﹀\_︿╱▔︺\︹▁︿⁄╲︿╱﹀╲
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her: you must be bob dylan with a blonde emo fringe wig under a blue beanie at the sundance film festival in 2003 if you think we fucking
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asking for help can be done at any time, and it is free. you just have to let yourself accept it.
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they are putting yaoi in the city art museum and censoring nsfw content with heat-responsive material so you have to put your hands on it to see dick
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the firsteth rule of alchemy is to hath fun and beeth thy truest self. the secondeth rule is to think with thine pussy
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