justlittlekatherinethings

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phenomenom thats been bothering me that i could only express via an mspaint reverse boomer comic

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If I somehow ended up as showrunner for Doctor Who I would start my series off with the Doctor tumbling out of the Tardis, played by an actor who fans have been clamoring for years to get a chance at the role. Some big name star, ideally one with a fan hashtag.

The I'd have him look in a mirror, shout "oh god I'm hideous!!", and run back into the tardis. You'd hear a single loud gunshot, 5 seconds of silence, and then a complete nobody of a newbie walks out, pats her face, and goes "oh much better", then credits roll

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Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

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ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

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Warding off the oncoming depressive episode by reading about very old tortoises

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daily office routine

8AM-9AM: grieve

9AM-10AM: shit/vape

10AM-11AM: jerk off

11AM-12PM: respond to emails

12PM-5PM: practice smiling

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theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there

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Is there any voice actor whos voice you always recognize? (Like, hearing a new character speak and going ! I know you!)

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Nosy ass plant

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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

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with all due modesty this was a fucking banger of a text message for me to compose after 10 hours in the emergency room and 30 hours without sleep

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this gif is fucking frying me