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for the record, this guy? HUGE ASSHOLE. Lives to make me M I S E R A B L E. I once was upset with him for not telling us to bring something he said he would supply and then changing his mind without telling us, then he yelled at me for his WIFE. who I DONT KNOW. CRASHING HIS CAR. Made us measure each other several times, talks down to women/ people with special needs, called the volunteer work I did for him "disgusting and unacceptable" without specifying anything that was wrong with it, etc. he FUCKIGNN SUCKS

Me coming in to feed the fish: Hey man, how you doin?

My science teacher: I got so used to being a stay at home dad, and you know my kids just such a little person now, and it's a really difficult transition. I miss her a lot.

Me:

that sucks man.

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okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!!

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okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!!

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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

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they saved the world and now it's time for their bimonthly polycule double date.

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DC Super Hero Girls has given me many things. But by far my favorite thing is they have the best incarnation of Bruce Wayne. And I say that not as like oh this is 10000% who Batman is.

No. I mean they have the best version of billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne. Better than even the movies have gotten for one sole reason;

I want you to take one look at this bougie himbo, one fucking look,

And tell me who in their right mind would believe this man is the goddamned Batman.

He is too pretty. Too well put together. Too big a himbo. Too covered in fucking camera crews and groupies to ever pull it off. No one would ever even fucking consider this gem of a man could do it!

But he does and it works so fucking well.

And, oh my God, it's my new favorite thing.

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How did nobody think Hannibal is a psychopath after watching him drink wine like this. If I was Jack I would have gotten a search warrant based on this freak ass behavior?? Not even pretty privilege would save his ass I’m calling 911 at the dinner party, help theres some uncanny valley shit going on. a skin walker has taken my good friend Hannibal Lecter hurry

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Me coming in to feed the fish: Hey man, how you doin?

My science teacher: I got so used to being a stay at home dad, and you know my kids just such a little person now, and it's a really difficult transition. I miss her a lot.

Me:

that sucks man.

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please reblog for a bigger sample size

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Nothing in common >:(

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gotham rainy nights

i firmly believe in Duke doing silly things with his power

hiding under your dad's cape when it's pouring outside can be something very special + bat-rain-poncho, several years later

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just some lads, being fellows

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I was going through old episodes and was going to gif this, but....it's just not the same without being able to hear Brennan yell, "TITTIES!" So, video.

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I was walking on a rather remote beach when I came upon this Whip eel drying up in the sun. These are intertidal eels that can actually handle themselves out of water for a bit, but it’s not normal for them to be fully exposed in direct sunlight like this. The tide was at least six hours from coming in and I felt like this eel was in distress, so I made the decision to dig him out and return to the ocean. His body was too delicate to be simply pulled from the hole without injury, so I got to digging.

This endeavor took about 40 minutes as the eel was quite long and difficult to excavate. Also had to continually refill my temporary eel pond to keep him from drying out entirely while I worked.

If you are an eel aficionado like myself, please enjoy this silly little video of the relocation process set to some jaunty royalty-free disco music.

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Update: Mexicans convinced the South Korean ambassador to Mexico to come out and take a shot of tequila with them.