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Markiplier was passionately making out with me.

When we stopped, he vanished and was replaced by a Caesar salad.

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hey guys, what do you think of my dinner?

(choose your words carefully)

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Based off of @turbobyakuren’s amazing text post on twitter!

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in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.

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shit dude

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i deliver pizzas & sometimes funny things happen

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please go outside

look at this rare snurp

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internet pro tip, you can go to ANY internet browser, type in "tiny kitty cat", then click on images. you gotta try it

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"having a moral compass means knowing who to tell to kill themselves" <- real thing i just saw someone say unironically

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My sister was telling me that she and her girlfriend went on a ghost tour for their anniversary, and at one point the tour guide mentioned there was a spooky haunted doll down inside a vent but phone flashlights usually weren't powerful enough to see it, so my sister whipped out the industrial-strength flashlight she carries in her purse at all times and the guide exclaimed "Oh! We should have lesbians on every tour!"

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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