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The fourth installment of the d100 Common Magic Items. A warning that some might be verging into ‘Uncommon’ and some are sinking into joke territory.

Created with lots of help from @korvusdnd

Note: These range from common to uncommon. In general, their cost can be higher than what it says on the sheet (Common magic items run from 50gp to 100gp, and uncommon can be as much as 500 gp, but they might be worth more in settings where magic is rarer). They are intentionally vague at times, so that the DM can fill in whatever details are appropriate.

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The Constellation Dice looks amazing, they’re so pretty!! 

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Hey! Could I please have a dice palette for my fetchling oracle of the dark tapestry? They have royal blue hair, greenish-yellow eyes and dark grey skin. They are the epitome of fake jewelery or gold-painted plastic and are a very chaotic child. They also have a love for deep space, eldritch gods and fortune-telling. Thank you! 💜

I love your oracle! I chose golds and greens and blue and silver, all woven together like a well crafted omen. There are metallics here, and symbols of the stars and the old gods. Sure to please your eldritch loving fetchling! Please enjoy!Help support the blog?

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being a DM in dnd like

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A Forest Service worker photographed a fire burning inside a tree. He said there is no filter on the photo, rather, the fire is so hot this is its actual color.

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Here’s a closer look at the leather tooling. @halledean

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I just imagine some Fey taking animal forms that combined forest aesthetics for the heck of it. Like sure fairies and sprites are cool, and who doesn’t love satyrs and dryads, but I’m convinced some Fey are like “i want to be an elk with silver horns” or “i wish to be a green lion who’s mane is like a puffy white flower. A dandy lion” and the Fey wild is just full of them

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5 Homebrew  Magic Items

I made all the items on this list for future Dnd campaigns. If you have any suggestions or changes, let me know!

1. The Ring of Elegance

A golden ring composed of two arms wrapped around each other.  When a character is wearing this ring, they will grow a certain number of extra body parts. To determine the number of parts you will grow, you will need to roll 1D6; depending on what new parts are grown, you will get an added point to your dexterity stat. The result of the 1D6 roll are as follows: 1-One Arm (+1), 2-two arms (+2), 3-one leg (+1), 4-two legs (+2), 5-One arm and one leg (+2), 6-A tumor appears randomly on your body (+0). In addition to this, the wearer may have one bonus action after every short rest. 

2. The House Pendant

A simple pendant in the shape of a 2-dimensional house. When wearing this pendant, the wearer gains the ability to create invisible barriers. +6 to armor class. Barriers can also be shot out for a 1D6 attack. The wearer may only summon 3 barriers per long rest. Each barrier has 6 hit points; after they are reduced to zero, they disappear. Think Mr. mime from Pokemon.

3. The Heart Shell 

An old, tattered shell in the shape of a heart. When attuned to this item, the character may not take damage unless the shell is directly targeted. The shell’s HP is equal to 1/3 of the user’s max HP (if the number is not whole, round down). The heart shell may be kept away from the body; however, if the user is more than 15 feet away from it, they fall into a coma and are only awoken when the shell moves closer. 

4. The Stem Cell

When attuned to this item, the user grows a tumor on a random place of their body. The tumor becomes a sentient creature and you can occasionally hear single words which represent its emotions. The tumor can either be happy, sad, angry, or bored. In order to be happy, someone must sing to it; when doing so, the user regains 1D6 HP. When sad, the user turns blue and can drink the tumor’s secretions as a cure for hunger and thirst. When angry, if the user is a magic class, they lose the ability to spell cast; if the user is a fighting class they gain a +3 when in hand-to-hand combat. Whn bored, the tumor wiggles. A lot…

5. Twig Sword

A tiny twig that, when watered, becomes a large, steel sword with strange symbols engraved on the cross-guard. When in sword form, the twig deals 1D10 damage and is considered a heavy weapon. When in twig form, the wielder may use the twig as a wand and gain the ability to cast the plant growth spell. 

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DM: there’s an old, rather large door Barbarian: I’ll ram myself into it and you guys follow Rogue: wouldn’t it be better if I just use use thieves tools? Wizard: Let me cast fireball! Druid: While those three argue, I push the door open. DM: Yeah, it wasn’t locked, go ahead.

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Having dimples gives you +2 to Charisma

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Me at work: I’m not saying this system is being slow today, but it does have a -2 to its AC and it can only take an action or reaction not both

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Yasha Uses Necrotic Shroud (for @imtiredandmean)

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beau: *drinking all the leftover drinks at the tavern*

molly: fucking superb you funky little lesbian

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