justastupidlamb

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what’s more unsettling - a wolf crying “a tear the size of a baseball” or edward calling jacob “son” ??

the answer is both. smeyer what the actual fuck

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Whenever Bella left the Forks area code she got into so much avoidable nonsense

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new sex position were you dont touch at all. in fact one of you dies

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perpetually thinking about bella not knowing if rosalie or edward was hotter when she first saw them 

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watching twilight again. i loooove how bella is so horny she cries. she’s so horny she fucking cries in her sleep. the realest bitch the world has ever known

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Just another telepathic conversation between gifted vamps.

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Alice: words ending in "ie" are so cute! Like cutie, cookie, sweetie-

Jasper: Die.

Alice: …

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you do NOT want to be a vampire. sit down. you do NOT long for the night. you have seasonal depression. you would miss garlic too much. you would get killed by other vampires because you do NOT have the social skills required to keep up the ruse. BE REALISTIC.

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the v in valentine's day stands for vampire

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"alice is a fashionista!!!"

she put Bella in this christmas card ass dress on her eighteenth birthday what are you even talking about

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TWILIGHT: NEW MOON 2009, dir. Chris Weitz

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Your medium looks and your plain hair have captivated me mademoiselle

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“what is sexy about vampirism exactly?” i cannot help you if you even need to ask, like. i can’t. i’m sorry. there’s nothing for me to do. you’ll never UNDERSTAND

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While you were having premarital sex I was not because I was very very awkward as a teenager

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literally bella to edward 24/7

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pretending I don't care about becoming a vampire so that it happens faster