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you guys ever wonder what the prime assets mightve looked like pre-trials. sometimes i do
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always assume i am thinking of an AU in which waylon's call to 911 actually mattered and all the variants got pulled out of mt massive and put into a proper facility funded by a human rights organization where they get actual treatment
anyway Eddie survives and he uses a cane because that pole gets him thru the leg and incapacitates him instead of the whole launching into the air and getting skewered business
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I imagine Doctor Futterman and Coyle would get along.
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“You were born. Maybe the most destructive thing you have done to the world.”
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Hold still, Eddie pumpkin. It’ll only sting a little.
i’m trash
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wailinpark replied to your photoset “you know what they say about men with big feet”
size 2 i see
look harder you slut
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“"Hot dad”“? Is that some kind of "hip term" you kids are using these days??
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I know about this guy that he calls you ‘Darling’ and is probably batshit insane
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Eddie wears glasses when working
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It’s important to stay in shape, especially when the years start to pile on…
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These boys, ask-a-murkoff-guard, ask-a-murkoff-employee, and xlskade, are the reason Clair never makes any money at Mount Massive Strip Club. Look at that sass.
(I had to join in the fun, sorry folks! lol. This came out a little messy, I was just too excited to finish and post it haha)
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