justanotherdmdammit
Just Another DM
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Uh so I made a character bingo if anyone wants to try it (:
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*crouches to go into stealth*
the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed
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How did you train your cats to not wake you up?
By rolling over and stubbornly feigning sleep if they did.
Their brains are little cause-effect engines. If standing next to your face and yelling until you feed them doesn't actually produce that result, they'll eventually stop doing it. You just have to outlast them.
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"i can fix him" ok well i can make him scared of me and hard
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accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow
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waiting patiently for the arrival of a beautiful woman called Skip Ad
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Walked past a beloathed coworker that has been picking a fight with me vis a vis our lead as a middle man and he had tumblr open on his phone so Kevin if you're reading this I will start a war you will not win if you keep this shit up.
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I beat his ass up td
#breaking! this war criminal is such a momma's boy#cannot believe how bad i actually feel for the dude#I mean. I still think killing him is justified considering the genocide he committed#he's not my poor little meow meow but he is for sure babygirl material
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