justananxiousartist

[justananxiousartist]

as a society we have to start bullying rich ivy league kids more. they’re like “i go to harvard” and you gotta be like “what? never heard of it”

[justananxiousartist]

sony could literally start off the new spiderman film w aunt may banging on peters door being like “peter stop daydreaming and set the table, your uncle eddie is almost here and I need you to be on your best behavior, god knows he won’t be” and he like angstily throws down an avengers comic book & be done w it & move on

[justananxiousartist]

[justananxiousartist]

[justananxiousartist]

a movie: *has one scene with neon lights*

me:

[justananxiousartist]

once i had 2 let it rip so bad in class like i could not hold it in any longer . so i was like ok . it feels like a slient one . no1 will notice . so i did it n damn  .. man ive never smelt one so bad .. i couldnt believe it came from me . n u could trace the smell bc evey1 was looking back at me .. n the teacher was like ok . who farted . damn  why are u asking . u kno no is going 2 say shit just shut up n open the window  im abt 2 die .. n every1 turned backk 2 me n so much shit was going thro my mind then.. i was like the hell am i going 2 do . so i turn back 2 the kid sitting behind me n im like “clyde . thats so fucking nasty im abt 2 die. “ that was os evil of me .. damn i felt bad for clyde bc he was getting the worst of it . sitting behind me .. in the area of danger

[justananxiousartist]

never talk to me about your boy problems because my solution will always be to gone girl his ass. your man textin other bitches? Frame him for your murder

[justananxiousartist]

Puppies first

[justananxiousartist]

There's something so . . . Ominous about this image.

[justananxiousartist]

[justananxiousartist]

[justananxiousartist]

you think cancel culture is bad? climate change is about to cancel all of us

[justananxiousartist]

[justananxiousartist]

I work on myself daily to be a better person. When I react in a negative way to somebody, I sit back and think about why I did it, so I’m always working on myself, and my music is the same.

[justananxiousartist]

Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes.

[justananxiousartist]

🤠 

[justananxiousartist]