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just-son-of-a-bitch · 4 years ago

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I think Jensen is trying to tell us something (beware long post)

check this out

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mmm

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interesting

x 6 weeks later

x very interesting

wait it’s not over?

x 40 minutes later

x mmmmmmm i think i’m seeing a pattern

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ok that’s a lot of reference to you and jared as a couple, jensen

man what could all this possibly mean?

but wait, there’s more

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ooook subtlety clearly isn’t part of jensen’s vocabulary

x wow what??

AAAAAND im done, alright, i got your message sir it’s loud and clear and very repetitive, we get it, we really do

honestly the only way Jensen could be more obvious that he’s in a romantic and sexual relationship with Jared would be if he called Jared baby in front of everyone am i right??? lol!!! as if that’d happen though…

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just-son-of-a-bitch · 4 years ago

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Jared: “I’ll go with Dean. He’s so cute.”

Jensen: “Sam’s the heartthrob.”

Jared: “Jensen’s the sexy part.”

Jensen: “Sweet? Well, that would be Jared!”

Jared: “He’s a lot better looking.”

Jensen: “This guy is smokin’ hot!”

Jared (to Jensen): “When you did that scene that one time when you were so handsome, how did you handsome so much?”

Jared: “I’m not feeling so hot.”

Jensen: “I think you look amazing.”

Jared: “He’s handsome, isn’t he?”

Find someone who tells you that you’re beautiful and amazing as often as Jared and Jensen tell each other.

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Or...like...even just a fraction as often lol.

Because, um...Jared and Jensen might be more obsessed with each other than any two humans ever have been in the history of all existence.

For real if I had infinite space in this post you would still be reading it in your next life....

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just-son-of-a-bitch · 4 years ago

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And on that note...

The end. 😁😘

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just-son-of-a-bitch · 4 years ago

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Someone asked about Jensen’s cologne. (NJCon 2013)

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just-son-of-a-bitch · 4 years ago

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Possessive-Jensen (in response to a fan saying they loved Jared’s hair): “Hey, nobody asked you.”

Followed by:

‘MINE’

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just-son-of-a-bitch · 4 years ago

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J2 - hotels

(best highlights)

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Jared: “So we go up to the front desk and we’re like, ‘we just need a room for like two hours.’ In an airport hotel, yeah. We’re caked in makeup.”

Jensen (on a discounted rate because of their short stay): “-it was like, ‘no, we’re gonna have to clean the sheets.’ You know, around me he’ll...he sweats-...I’ll stop talking.”

Jared: “-makeup rubs off on the pillow-, oh...that’s not...”

Jensen: “Because you sleep on your stomach. That’s why the...”

Lol! This will never, ever, EVER get old.

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(still-shots)

Misha: “The first convention I went to with you guys was Australia, and we were getting ready to go out somewhere, and I knocked on Jared’s door. And he came to the door and he’s got a towel wrapped around him, and he’s like, ‘hold on, I’m just trying to put the doors back on the closet.’”

(you guys allllll remember this one, I know you do) 😏

Jared: “That’s actually true (indicates himself and Jensen). We were listening to some music, and uh...something just told us to bust the doors down.”

*chuckles*

Jared could have chosen not to reveal that Jensen had been there in his hotel room at the time (since Misha decided not to mention that part), but...nope!

Jared was naked except for a towel...

He and Jensen had broken the closet door...

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They were 100% rough-fucking up against the wall while they blasted some music to hopefully drown out their sex noises and that is the literal only reality of the situation.

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Jared: “I did fight off a ghost at the Driscoll Hotel in Austin. But just with my words. With kindness. Just like, ‘hey ghosts, I know you’re here...we’re on a date night, we don’t need a visit.’”

Jensen (getting swept up in the moment and temporarily forgetting himself): “I’d make fun of him, but I’ve only had it that one time- (already realizing what his mouth is saying and panicking about it)”

shit

uhhhhhh.....

“-too...uhhh...it’s only happened to me one time, too...”

(some color stills of Jensen realizing he practically just admitted out loud to being with Jared on ‘date night’ in a hotel in Austin)

#через #запятую

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just-son-of-a-bitch · 4 years ago

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5 dirrrty dirty J2-isms that are the best ever-

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1. Jared: “Right in my face.”

Jensen: “You would like that, wouldn’t you?”

His expression! Good grief!

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2. The line they’ve been working on has the phrase ‘not just a cheap trick’ in it-

Jensen (to Jared): “You’re a cheap trick. Little slut.”

I mean.....

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3. Jensen says that he would have a genie grant him a bigger boat for his one wish, which almost immediately becomes a metaphor for talking about dicks after that, and then-

Jared: “Where would you put it?”

Jared (answering his own question): “I’ll tell you where you can put it...”

*smirky laughy winky flirty*

I’m just going to stop commenting. What more is there to even add to these?

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4. Jared says “ooohhh” all dirtily and refers to it as his phone sex voice.

*Jensen whispers something that is 100% the filthiest thing imaginable to Jared, and Jared almost can’t even handle it*

Jared: “I’m not gonna repeat what he just said.”

Jensen has to get up and recompose himself.

Jared: “What happens on this side of the speaker stays on this side of the speaker.”

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5. Jensen (about Jared writing his F.D.E.I.B chapter while on their Turks & Caicos vacation which was already the gayest vacation ever for so many different reasons even without this):

“What are you doing? Pffft. You know we’re on vacation, right?”

Jared: “He was in his little man speedo at the time.”

Skip ahead since I’m running out of image space to Jared talking about Jensen being “excited” in his speedo and Jensen adding that his excitement “was hard to hide...”