inside the mind of a manic destructive pathologically honest 27 year old
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my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked
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the two fundamental truths of historical and contemporary mankind:
we were just as smart then as we are now
we are just as stupid now as we were then
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If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes
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i love when i'm in the car at night and i look out the window and the moon is following me. it's so romantic. we've been doing this since i was a child
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i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr
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hopes: to be kind & stable
dreams: to love & be loved
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Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!
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See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.
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