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you're fucking a clown he's balls deep ready to cum and you tell him to pull out but his clown dick is comically long and it takes him a solid minute of yanking and coiling it like a rope to get it all out

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[wakes up] [clown vanishes] aaaahhh that was a nice rest. i slept like a baby all night. time to start the day [gets up] [takes a shower and brushes teeth] [gets dressed] [goes about my day taking care of business] [comes home] fwoo i’m tired. it’s time for a hard-earned night’s rest. [lies down] [falls asleep] [evil clown materializes in my room and watches me sleep all night]

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So, in May we started working on the collab with @modtime , @sewerparty and @beetlejulia It was incredibly pleasant for me to draw with such wonderful people💖 We drew our personas in the spider web trap of our Pennywises, I think our feelings are clear at this moment XD

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As a clown I refuse to do sexy stuff in my real actual clown outfit because that is for the kids but I have a separate clown outfit for sexy stuff.

You’re a role model and a legend

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characters of the shape of water → the asset / amphibian man / charlie

you, and me, together.

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Pennywise has a juicy ass! :/ 

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YES

I'M

SIMPING

and no I do not apologize

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Watching the Demo it can be concluded that Lady "Alcina" Dimitrescu is from the 1400s. The game takes place post-1958, so she's about 600 years old. My fellow thirsty monsterfckers, welcome to the REAL COUGAR-TOWN.

I seriously wanna know her backstory though.

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Delicious Morsel

I’m a fucking simp and this is garbage (and short)

Lady Dimitrescu x reader

No warnings

Continuar lendo

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just watched Shape of Water on the plane and like. damn. she really flooded her whole apartment for that fish dick

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Clowns aren’t real, like vampires or zombies, we only dress up as them.

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🎈Balloonheads🎈

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Dracula things

From the moment he meets you he is obsessed with you.

You’re the most beautiful person he has ever met.

Spends every moment he can with you.

Prepare for vampire jokes.

Smiles a lot.

Personal space is non existent.

Likes to be as close to you as possible.

Shows off a lot.

Seductive looks from across the room.

Eye contact as he dips his finger into his glass and licks it.

Runs his long nails along your collarbone.

Whispers right in your ear.

Let’s you borrow his cloak.

Showers you in compliments because he likes the reactions he gets.

It won’t take him long to talk you into inviting him into your home.

He’s a smooth talker.

His date choices might not be ideal, but you will always end up enjoying yourself.

There is just something about him that lures you in.

He genuinely loves your company, so he’s always trying to think of things for you both to do together.

He may need a little help with modern technology, but he’s a fast learner.

At night, once you have gone to bed, he’ll explore your home.

He enjoys watching TV.

Though he does complain about all the rubbish on at such a late hour.

He will ask for the password to your computer.

There’s is so much to look up.

Has probably read all the books in your house.

Won’t be too happy if other people start taking in an interest in you.

You’ve become quite valuable to him.

He will eventually come to a point where he’ll express how he feels about these other people.

Is not fond of being called jealous.

But he is.

Dracula wants you all to himself.

You’re perfect to him.

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