just-call-me-liz
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just-call-me-liz · 6 hours ago
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Alarm cock is this anything
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just-call-me-liz · 1 day ago
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None of us are funny
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just-call-me-liz · 2 days ago
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feels so wrong that itll be 2025 soon. fake year. science fiction year
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just-call-me-liz · 3 days ago
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do you think pushing someone down the stairs is erotic?
god. this is such a difficult question am i under oath
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just-call-me-liz · 4 days ago
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just-call-me-liz · 4 days ago
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just-call-me-liz · 5 days ago
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why is computer fun and phone evil
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just-call-me-liz · 6 days ago
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ohhhhhhhhhh it's a metaphor
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just-call-me-liz · 7 days ago
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(suffering the clear and obvious ramifications of my voluntary actions) once again god torments me for no purpose but sick amusement
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just-call-me-liz · 8 days ago
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I 💜 divorce. @ women divorce that thang
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just-call-me-liz · 9 days ago
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to me the entire internet is rage bait content
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just-call-me-liz · 10 days ago
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days used to last all day. now days last 5 hours. If you're lucky
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just-call-me-liz · 10 days ago
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just-call-me-liz · 11 days ago
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everything is up for interpretation. except for what i say. that must be understood exactly as i meant it
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just-call-me-liz · 12 days ago
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Band called ship of Theseus who replaces one of their members with every album release
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just-call-me-liz · 12 days ago
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the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe
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just-call-me-liz · 13 days ago
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making time for friends would be so much easier if I were the legendary pokemon dialga
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