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feels so wrong that itll be 2025 soon. fake year. science fiction year
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do you think pushing someone down the stairs is erotic?
god. this is such a difficult question am i under oath
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(suffering the clear and obvious ramifications of my voluntary actions) once again god torments me for no purpose but sick amusement
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to me the entire internet is rage bait content
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days used to last all day. now days last 5 hours. If you're lucky
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everything is up for interpretation. except for what i say. that must be understood exactly as i meant it
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Band called ship of Theseus who replaces one of their members with every album release
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the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe
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making time for friends would be so much easier if I were the legendary pokemon dialga
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