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the other day i was telling my partner about my new coworkers and the spirit moved me to start inserting characters from Piano Man

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*girl who wakes up at noon voice* how is it this late already

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Hey jsyk op of that post disgraced their dojo

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Me: Alright I’m going to be super productive tomorrow!

Me, the second my alarm goes off:

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Being ugly is not an excuse. Most people are ugly. I’ve fucked ugly people and they weren’t virgins. They were whores. All things considered there probably is someone 5 minutes away dying to fuck you.

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if you're in your 20s just remember that you're in your 20s and being in your 20s is like being anywhere between 20-29

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they finally invented an assignment thats not due tomorrow. but the problem is that my body is a machine that turns assignments into assignments due tomorrow

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dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever

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i hate paying the ultimate price

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I headcanon that "Law" is short for "Lawrence" and since he's canonical German that turns into "Laurenz" 🙂‍↕️

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Kissing you on the forehead

With teeth

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God remove me from the strongest soldiers list…. take me off the roster

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um. guys. not to ruin anyone’s christmas or anything but a goblin army is approaching from the west

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has anyone noticed that to clean smth u often have to get smth else dirty

massively fucked up